KENAPA JADI BEGINI?

Sebelum ini pada 3 November 2020, Menteri Sains, Teknologi dan Inovasi merangkap Menteri Penyelaras Program Imuninasi, Khairy Jamaluddin berkata, tempahan mana-mana vaksin hanya akan dibuat setelah ia diluluskan Kementerian Kesihatan.

Katanya, vaksin perlu diluluskan Kementerian Kesihatan sebelum tempahan boleh dibuat.

Peruntukan yang disediakan kerajaan untuk membeli vaksin Covid19 ialah RM3 bilion.

Tetapi, dalam kes vaksin Sinovac dari China yang tiba awal pagi semalam di KLIA,!kita nampaknya membeli dulu dan kemudian baru dihantar ke Bahagian Regulatori Farmasi Negara atau NPRA Kementerian Kesihatan untuk proses ujian.

Menurut Khairy Jamaluddin atau KJ, kerajaan menyerahkan sepenuhnya kepada bahagian tersebut untuk membuat penilaian secara bebas tanpa sebarang tekanan.

KJ turut memberitahu beliau tidak tahu bila kelulusan ujian akan diperolehi.

“Jawapan saya jelas, saya tidak fahu dan tidak boleh tahu bila sebab NPRA buat kerja secara bebas dan berkecuali.

“Saya juga tidak boleh tanya Pihak Berkuasa Kawalan Dadah atau PBKD bila hendak lulus.

“Jadi, jawapan yang tepat ialah saya tidak tahu bila vaksin Sinovac akan diluluskan,” tegasnya lagi.

Vaksin Sinovac buatan China yang tiba di KLIA awal pagi semalam dalam jumlah 200 liter atau untuk 300 ribu dos suntikan.

Ia kemudian dihantar ke kilang Pharmaniaga untuk dibotolkan.

Beberapa menteri kabinet turut berada di KLiA menyambut ketibaan vaksin tersebut.

Soalnya, kenapa kita membeli vaksin itu terlebih dahulu sebelum ia diluluskan?

Bagaimana jika Sinovac tak lulus ujian?

Atau oleh kerana ia sudah dibeli, maka ia dijamin akan lulus? (Shahbudindotcom 28/02/2021)

Updated: 28 February 2021 — 11:15 am

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  1. PARTI SERPIHAN PHD4PIG TENTU TAK
    BOLEH LARI CASH IS KING…..

    PARTI KEZALIMAN KUTUK PARTI LAIN TAPI TIDAK PARTI KUNYIT…….

    The Muhyiddin-Mahathir Saga: When The Student Outplayed The Master……..

    Mahathir was Muhyiddin’s master, sifu or guru. But a good student must eventually makan his guru. If not, then you are not a good student. All good students eventually take over from their master. And that was what Muhyiddin did on 1st March 2020. He proved to Mahathir he was a good student. And Mahathir must be very proud of his star student.

    The trouble with us Bugis is we are very parochial and tribal, and we support our Bugis brothers and sisters to a fault. Bugis comes first, Islam second, Malay third, and Malaysian last. Yes, ummah Bugis above ummah Islam, ummah Melayu and rakyat Malaysia.

    I suppose the Chinese and Indians are the same. Field a Hokkien in a Hakka constituency or a non-Tamil in a Tamil constituency and it would be a disaster. The Chinese and Indians are more parochial and tribal than the Malays. In fact, at one time, the Chinese regarded foreigners as barbarians.

    Haji Muhammad Yassin bin Muhammad, Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin’s father, is a Bugis Malay. I first met Muhyiddin’s elder brother, Aziz Yassin, back in the late 1970s (Muhyiddin does not know this).

    I met Muhyiddin later when he was the Deputy Minister of Trade and Industry, which was around 1986 or so. His boss, the Minister of Trade and Industry, was Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah a.k.a. Ku Li.

    And this is where it gets interesting.

    Muhyiddin’s political boss in Umno Johor was Tun Musa Hitam, who had just declared war on the Prime Minister, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad. Muhyiddin’s Ministry boss, Ku Li, had also declared war on Mahathir.

    Hence Muhyiddin was in a very delicate situation. Two of his bosses, Ku Li (his Minister) and Musa (the warlord of Umno Johor), were now at war with Mahathir (the Prime Minister), who was also his boss.

    So how was Muhyiddin going to walk on what could be considered very thin ice?

    Muhyiddin did not take the safe route, though. He chose to align himself with Mahathir. But then that would place him at the mercy of his Minister, Ku Li, and his Umno Johor boss and warlord, Musa. Muhyiddin was at the risk of getting eliminated if Ku Li and Musa won the Umno party election the following year in 1987.

    This was a high stakes game. Public perception was that Ku Li and Musa, what was called Team B, were going to win against Mahathir’s Team A in 1987. If that happened, then Muhyiddin’s political career might end within the next year.

    Most of Kelantan, Terengganu, Pahang and Johor were with Musa and Ku Li. Hence Muhyiddin was the ‘rare bird’, the odd man out. He was playing Russian Roulette. If he won, he would gain much but the chances of losing were higher.

    In the 1986 general election, Muhyiddin switched from the Pagoh parliamentary seat to the state seat of Bukit Serampang, which he won. Mahathir then told Muhyiddin he was going to be sent back to Johor as the new Menteri Besar to neutralise Musa, who was the Johor warlord and practically controlled Johor.

    In short, Mahathir was sending Muhyiddin into the lion’s den to either tame the lion or get eaten by the lion.

    Muhyiddin begged Mahathir to spare him the fate of getting killed in Johor. As the Johor Menteri Besar, Muhyiddin was going to be surrounded by Musa loyalists. Muhyiddin did not see how he was going to survive one year as the Johor MB. The Musa loyalist will finish him off in no time.

    Mahathir then asked Muhyiddin to sit down and listen to his lecture. As the Johore MB, Muhyiddin will be taking over as the new warlord with immense power. This power and position will enable him to dish out political patronage and to walk over and squash those who obstruct him or stand in his way.

    You will have power, a lot of power, said Mahathir, so use this power to take control and to finish off those who oppose you. After Mahathir’s ‘pep talk’, Muhyiddin agreed to take over as the new Johor MB.

    Muhyiddin then told his wife, Noorainee, to pack their bags. They were going back to Johor to tame the lion and become the new lion of the state facing the Lion City called Singapura. Noorainee was not too sure whether to celebrate or to mourn that news. This was either going to propel Muhyiddin to new heights or it was going to end his political career.

    But Muhyiddin survived that baptism of fire and nine years later, in 1995, he returned to the federal government after winning the Pagoh parliament seat for the third time.

    In 2015, Mahathir once again called upon Muhyiddin to walk into the lion’s den (like he once did back in 1986 when he returned to Johor as MB to neutralise Musa Hitam).

    Muhyiddin was then the Deputy Prime Minister to Najib Tun Razak and Mahathir wanted Muhyiddin to lead the charge to bring down Najib. And Mahathir wanted to use the 1MDB issue as the weapon to bring down Najib.

    Again, 29 years later, Muhyiddin was asked to be the mouse that will bell the cat. Muhyiddin survived the 1980s Team A versus Team B war when he took Mahathir’s side. But then, at that time, Mahathir was the Prime Minister — even though Ku Li-Musa’s Team B was stronger. This time around, Mahathir was not as strong as in the 1980s. Will Muhyiddin survive this second war?

    In July 2015, Muhyiddin declared war on Najib. But the coup failed. Muhyiddin was sacked as the Deputy Prime Minister and was replaced by Ahmad Zahid Hamidi. The coup had collapsed because one of the coup members, the IGP, betrayed them. The IGP sold out Muhyiddin, the MACC chief, the AG, the Bank Negara Governor, Ku Li (yes, he was also in the conspiracy), and so on.

    Muhyiddin had to plan his comeback or turnaround. So he decided to launch a new party, Parti Pribumi Bersatu, the following year in September 2016.

    It was a huge risk, just like the huge risk Muhyiddin took back in 1986 by going back to Johor to become the new MB. But what did Muhyiddin have to lose anyway? He had agreed in July 2015 to become the mouse that would bell the cat and the cat had whacked him. What more could they do to him?

    As fate would have it, less than two years later, Pakatan Harapan won the May 2018 general election or GE14. It was now time for Muhyiddin to reverse his fortunes.

    In February 2020, Anwar Ibrahim made his move against Mahathir. Mahathir retaliated by resigning as Prime Minister and that left a power vacuum. More than 42 years of political experience has taught Muhyiddin what needs to be done. Muhyiddin made his move and within a week he was appointed the eighth Prime Minister of Malaysia.

    Mahathir was Muhyiddin’s master, sifu or guru. But a good student must eventually makan his guru. If not, then you are not a good student. All good students eventually take over from their master. And that was what Muhyiddin did on 1st March 2020. He proved to Mahathir he was a good student. And Mahathir must be very proud of his star student.

    Rpk

  2. TOGHUIH DAH BOLAH CABUT LARI LINTANG PUKANG, TOSONYAP SUNYI MONYOPI TOKODU MALU TOKANTOI TOKOSIPU BUNTU KAKU KOLU PILU MOMBISU, MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG, BOKEAIH MURID SOKOLAH SJK, BOTINO TUO KUTOK PONGOTOR, BODOH BINGAI BOBAL BONGAP BANGANG BENGONG BIOL BAHALOL BONGOK SASAU SAWAN SEWEL GILO BABI, PUKIMAK SIAL ANAK HARAM JADAH BARUA LAHANAT BANGSAT KOPARAT.

    HAH HA HAA.

  3. Untuk monyodar-an si botino tuo kutok Nek TN Monyet Batang Pisang yang bingai dungu bangang bongap pukimak sial anak haram lahanat sawan gilo babi tu dan jugo sobagai poringatan bosamo, den nak ulang siar lah koratan borito ini:

    1. Kuasai, betulkan bahasa Melayu dulu…
      18 Feb 2021

      ROSALWANI CHE SOH @ YUSOFF

      SHAH ALAM – Sasterawan Negara mengingatkan segelintir rakyat Malaysia jangan hanya kecoh menegur sebutan individu lain dalam bahasa Inggeris, sebaliknya mengabaikan kepentingan untuk menguasai, menghormati dan mencintai bahasa kebangsaan sendiri.

      Sasterawan Negara, Datuk Dr Anwar Ridhwan berkata, perkara itu perlu diberi perhatian, ekoran masih ramai rakyat Malaysia sendiri yang tidak fasih berbahasa Melayu selain gemar menggunakan bahasa ‘Melayu rojak’ iaitu bahasa Melayu yang bercampur dengan Inggeris dalam pertuturan harian.

      Sinar Harian.

  4. PROJEK KHAS TOK MUDIM TAK UNTUK KRONI BAGI DANA PRU15………

    Umno Wants To Be The Capo Di Tutti Capi………

    No, this Umno-Bersatu skirmish is NOT about injustice, unfair treatment, kezaliman, victimisation, etc. It is about who shall be the capo di tutti capi, Umno or Bersatu? Umno was the capo di tutti capi for 75 years. Now they no longer give the orders but take orders. And that is not easy after being the capo di tutti capi for 75 years. It is a bitter pill to swallow. That is a life worse than death.

    In any warlord system, anywhere in the world, at any time in history, you have what is called a capo di tutti capi or the boss of all bosses.

    You have the imam besar, the chief imam amongst the imams. You have the Agong, the first amongst equals or the Supreme (not the King, as most people think). You have the Yang di-Pertuan Besar or Yamtuan Besar (again who is the first amongst the equals).

    In the military, you have the Supreme Commander, or the Chief of the Armed Forces, the head of all the different branches of the armed forces (which each have their own commanders or heads as well).

    And Umno, Barisan Nasional, Muafakat Nasional, Perikatan Nasional, etc., are similarly parties or coalitions of warlords.

    Sometimes there will be a gang war or a civil war due to a power struggle to determine who should be the new capo di tutti capi, especially when there is a power vacuum for whatever reason. It happened in Lebanon, in Afghanistan, in many of the African and Latin American countries, and so on.

    Pakistan is another warlord country. So from time to time the capo di tutti capi is assassinated by the military or by unknown people or is sentenced to death by the court so that a new warlord can take over.

    In Malaysia, only sometimes does one warlord assassinate another warlord to become the capo di tutti capi. Most times they will use the ‘court process’ to get rid of warlords

    Some warlords have been sent to jail for being too ambitious or have been exposed for corruption or sexual misconduct. In Selangor this has happened more than once (maybe five or six times in history — even done by PKR-Pakatan Rakyat as well).

    Kelantan, Terengganu, Pahang, Johor, Melaka, Negeri Sembilan, Perak, Kedah, Perlis, etc., have all seen warlords removed because they attempted to become the new capo di tutti capi. So the existing capo di tutti capi got rid of them.

    Anwar Ibrahim is another example of a warlord who tried to oust the capo di tutti capi and ended up in jail instead.

    Anyway, the point is, in politics, the underworld, the mafia, the yakuza, and so on, there will be warlords and there will be the chief of the warlords, the boss of all bosses, or the capo di tutti capi.

    And, as far as Umno is concerned, they are the capo di tutti capi. PPBM or Bersatu, on the other hand, is acting like they are the capo di tutti capi. And this is something that Umno just cannot stomach.

    After being the capo di tutti capi for 75 years, now you tell them they are no longer the boss of bosses because they lost GE14.

    After being the capo di tutti capi for 75 years, now you tell them they are no longer the boss of bosses and that Bersatu is that new capo di tutti capi.

    After being the capo di tutti capi for 75 years, now you tell them they are no longer the boss of bosses and that they are number two and need to take orders instead of giving orders.

    After being the capo di tutti capi for 75 years, now you tell them they are no longer the boss of bosses and that they are no longer holding the post of Prime Minister and head of the Cabinet.

    There is one ‘golden rule’ you need to observe if you wish to take over as the new capo di tutti capi from the old capo di tutti capi, especially one who has been the capo di tutti capi for 75 years, and that is the old capo di tutti capi must be killed off. If you allow him to live, he will not leave you alone and will haunt you every day of your life.

    And this is what is happening in Malaysian politics. The old capo di tutti capi, Umno, has been replaced with the new, capo di tutti capi, Bersatu. And then the new capo di tutti capi, instead of killing off the old capo di tutti capi, went and invited the old capo di tutti capi to join the gang.

    You cannot have two tigers on the same mountain. If a new tiger wants to take over the mountain, it will first need to kill the old tiger. The new tiger cannot share the mountain with the old tiger. It will not work.

    So now the new capo di tutti capi needs to decide who will be the capo di tutti capi. Is the new capo di tutti capi going to be the capo di tutti capi or is the old capo di tutti capi going to be the capo di tutti capi? Decide once and for all.

    And the one who wants to be the capo di tutti capi needs to kill off the other candidate for capo di tutti capi. That is all there is to it. If not, this constant bickering, bitching, moaning, groaning, grumbling and complaining will continue. It will never end until one of the two aspirants for capo di tutti capi is killed off.

    No, this Umno-Bersatu skirmish is NOT about injustice, unfair treatment, kezaliman, victimisation, etc. It is about who shall be the capo di tutti capi, Umno or Bersatu? Umno was the capo di tutti capi for 75 years. Now they no longer give the orders but take orders. And that is not easy after being the capo di tutti capi for 75 years. It is a bitter pill to swallow. That is a life worse than death.

  5. pukimak haram jadah babi sial celaka Beruk Tua Wak Gontol Kejpra Kojlla nih.

    Segala carutan dan makian yang ada di dunia ini di himpun ke atas dia kerana biadab dan kurang ajar amat sangat.

    1. Auntie TN 3:53 pm,

      … ‘di himpun’ ke atas dia…???
      (Kalau di Jepun ke atau di rumpun buluh ke, ok lah)

      Pedoman tatabahasa:

      Imbuhan ‘di’ kepada sesuatu perkataan direnggangkan apabila perkataan itu adalah benda, tempat atau masa, misalnya di rumah, di padang, di Malaysia, di siang hari dll.

      Imbuhan ‘di’ kepada sesuatu perkataan dirapatkan apabila perkataan itu adalah perbuatan, misalnya dimakan, ditibai, diajar dll.

      Fahaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm!!!

      1. Hah..ni mulo lah cikgu jadi hilang sabar naik angin nak monongking ni…

        Hah ha haa.

        Alahai ler….konapo ler diyo dilahir-an sobagai manusio yang sobogitu bangang bongap, ini botino tuo anak haram sial pukimak ni…???

        Yang patut dirapek-an, dironggang-an nyo…
        Yang patut ronggang, diyo rapek-an….

        Bilo le diyo nak mampos, ini botino bobal bahalol sial lahanat..???

        Hah ha haa.

        1. ‘himpun’ tu, tompek nyo di mano, auntie? Dokek topi tolor polir Bang Ali ke? Atau topi lubang puki ekou kek colah bijik kolontit? Atau ke colah lubang puki omak ekou?
          Atau dokek batang butoh bapak ekou?

          Jonih Molayu colup bobal bongap sial pukimak bangang ni sampai bilo pun tak akan ghoti Molayu!!!

          Contoh ayat botul mongguno ‘di’:

          DI KAWASAN topi biji kolontit auntie TN banyak taik palat sobab puki auntie tak pornah DIBASUH solopaeih dio koncing.

          Hah ha haa.

          1. Kalau dah auntie dulu nyo tu sokolah SJK, memanglah auntie tak akan dapek nak sombunyi-an layi kolomahan auntie dalam BM.

            Tak usah nak bosusah payah lah nak potahan-an diri lah auntie, semuo pombaca di blog ini dah tahu kodunguan dan kobongapan auntie tu!

            Memang dah sangek joleih, dah somakin torang dan nyato yang auntie TN pukimak ini dulu nyo sokolah SJK, tak dapek nak disombunyi-an layi!!!

            Auntie tu dah sangek tobiaso dongan gayo tulisan BM maso auntie bolajar dokek SJK dulu, tak kan mungkin dapek nak diubah-an layi ponulisan BM caro gayo SJK tu!!!

            Hah ha haa

            1. Disobab-an auntie masih jugo bobal bangang, tak boleh nak faham-faham dan tobawo-bawo ponulisan BM caro gayo SJK nyo dahulu tu, den topakso boyi-an lobih banyak layi contoh-contoh ayat caro ponggunaan imbuhan ‘di’:

              1) Bulu-bulu puki auntie TN yang boruban DI TEPI biji kolontitnya sontiaso DICABUT.

              2) Auntie TN monyapu air liur nya DI TAKUK kopalo polir Bang Ali sobolum DILANCAP batang polir kokasih nyo itu.

              3) Auntie TN mombubuh KY Jelly DI PUKI nya dahulu sobolum DIJOLOK lubang pukinya itu dongan botol kicap.

              Hah ha haa.

              FAHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!
              PUKIMAK LAHANAT PUNYO BOTINA TUO!

              1. HA..NAK KENA TENGKING BERKALI-KALI BARU DIYO BOLEH FAHAM KOT!

                PUKIMAK LAHANAT PUNYO BOTINO SIAL BINGAI BANGANG HARAM JADAH NI… DAH DOKEK SOBULAN DIAJAR, TAK DAPEK JUGO NAK FAHAM-FAHAM..

                JONIH DOGIL BOBAL DUNGU BIJI KOLONTIT PANJANG PONGOTOR, KONCING TAK BASUH NI, MEMANG SUSAH NAK MASUK AJAR.

                KOCIK-KOCIK TAK NAK MAMPUIH, BILO DAH TUO KOREPOT MONYUSAH-AN ORANG.

                HAH HA HAA.

                1. TAK TAHU LE, BILO SI TUO BINGAI TN BONGOK BANGANG BENGONG HARAM JADAH NI DAPEK NAK FAHAM?

                  PUKIMAK SIAL BARUA LAHANAT PUNYO BOTINO TUO KUTOK BONGAP NI TAK MASUK DIAJAR LANGSUNG.

                  BOGITU SUSAH DEN NAK MONGAJAR NATE ANAK HARAM SIAL BOBAL DUNGU BAHALOL SEKOR NI!

                  HAH HA HAA.

  6. Nyata tak ada guna nya bebaik dengan Beruk Tua Wak Gontol Kejora Kojolla nih.

    Nanti aku lapang akan aku tibai dia kaw kaw,

    1. Siaran tadika jam 3:14 pm dari penyampai RAJA BADUT, BAKAL PENGHUNI “TANJUNG RAMBUTAN INN”.

      KAH KAH KAH.

      1. Memang lawak gilo bilo auntie monyobut ‘NANTI AKU LAPANG’…

        Lapang lubang puki diyo apo nyo? Dah memang kojo diyo jadi pak pacak blog ini diupah dodak oleh Atok96.

        Bagi auntie tu,
        LAPANG = DAH KURANG TOBAL MUKO SIKIT.

        HAH HA HAA.

        1. Nek TN 3:14 pm,

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          Nek kena buang semua perangai nek yg bedebah
          Selain dari itu ada satu syarat Kejora nak tambah
          Ia itu, nek kena mintak ampun, & melutut sembah
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  7. KAH KAH KAH

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    Dia kantoi & malu, bila perangai jahatnya didedah
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  8. KAH KAH KAH

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    Nenek tikus tua ganyut..ingin lagak harimau buas
    Harap kelentit je panjang, dgn lubang puki yg luas
    Kini nek dah tumbang Kejora rasa tersangat puas
    Baru lah dia tahu bila dah bertemu buku dgn ruas
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  9. KAH KAH KAH

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    Din Remos, Zunnun, Ane, NBR, antara yg tersebut
    Manakala nenek mkin monyok, fikiran berserabut
    Yg dpt dibuat, bulu puki & uban digunting dicabut
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    TN monyet tua terkedu pilu..air mata berlinangan
    Menyalak spt anjing jer ler itu betina tua bajingan
    Kejora pula amat gembira meraikan kemenangan
    Din Remos, Zunun, Ane, dll pasti bertepuk tangan
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  11. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Lega, dah tiada lagi, nenek tua celupar muka toya
    Penampilan nenek itu pembaca2 rasa sgt meloya
    Kini nenek mulut celupar tu dh lemah tak berdaya
    Misi menghalau nenek tua tu Kejora telah berjaya
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  12. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Dah terus hilang bayang kelibat nenek sawan gila
    Tak tahan le nenek tu, asyik sja kena sekel kepala
    Rasa nya, nenek tu dah tak berani lagi dtg semula
    Kini Kejora, Zunun, NBR, Ane blh bermaharaja lela
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  13. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Nenek belajar tak tinggi & sekolah dulu pulak SJK
    Dh tua ganyut, tk lama nk jumpa mungkar nangkir
    Otak dia kecil dan berkarat, tk mampu nak berfikir
    Kelibat dia dari blog ini Kejora dah berjaya singkir
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  14. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
    TN Monyet betina tua, selalu komen tak ikut post
    Tpi karenah munafiq dia dh berjaya Kejora hapus
    Kini tiada lagi kelibat bayang, itu betina menopos
    Tk pasti betina tua tu dah pengsan atau mampos
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    HAHAHA HOHOHO HIHIHI

  15. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Mana hilang nenek puki busuk tak basuh kencing
    Tak makan pun dia dgn umpan yg Kejora pancing
    Naper diam jer seperti mulut tu sudah terkancing
    Tak mau lagi kah nenek jadi samseng taik kucing
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  16. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Akibat mengacah Kejora, hidup nek, jadi terbeban
    Ibarat ke loji najis, betina gila itu udah terhumban
    Dah tak tampil lagi dia membebel meroyan raban
    Agknya sdg sibuk cabut bulu puki dia punya uban
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  17. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Nenek dapat balasan dari perbuatannya yng batil
    Kini, nek termenung monyok, baring kat atas katil
    Diambil sedikit tembakau kt celah gusi dia sontel
    Sambil terbayang Bang Ali, biji kelentit, dia gentel
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  18. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Mana nenek sawan, tak tampil lagi mencaci maki
    Adakah komputer nek rosak, & kini sdng ‘di baikki’
    Tk kan kena taji sikit je, dia dah belah angkat kaki
    Atau nek sibuk kt depan cermin gunting bulu puki
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  19. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Naper nenek tidak lagi bersuara, diam spt patung
    Dah habis ke, karangan tadika dia mau kelentong
    Ntah2 nenek dah dapatkan tali, dirinya digantung
    Dlm neraka nanti..ibu iblis tu akn dibakar rentung
    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaahhhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  20. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
    Sian le nenek serupa anjing kurap menyalak bukit
    Takda kerja, dia masuk ke sini, saja nak cari sakit
    Itu belum teruk lagi, Kejora baru taji hanya sedikit
    Tapi..nampak mcm nek dah tertiarap, tak bangkit
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  21. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Nenek biol, jenis manusia yg berperangai haiwan
    Silap ler bila cgu Kejora yg dipilih nak buat lawan
    Kini nenek dh jadi monyok terkedu, sasau sawan
    Lemah tehencot spt anjing betina lps mengawan
    🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  22. Apa ni Budin…You all dok kalut kutuk hal ehwal rumah tangga orang (baca parti lain), Muhyiddin sudah masuk curi anak-anak buah You. Ini boleh mendatangkan malu besar kepada abam Sheikh.

    Keduanya, yang PKR nak pegi mengorat anak-anak buah AMANAH tu apa halnya…. Itu menikam belakang kawan sendiri namanya.

  23. MORAL OF THE STORY:

    BELAJARLAH JADI MATANG DAN DEWASA DAHULU SEBELUM NAK MENCEBUR DIRI DALAM PERDEBATAN, POLITIK DAN SEBAGAINYA.

    INI, DAH LER ILMU KURANG, BAHASA LINTANG PUKANG, AKAL BUDAK KECIK, ADA HATI NAK TAMPIL LAGAK CENDEKIAWAN.

    CENDAWAN ATAU CENDESAWAN ADA LER.

    KAH KAH KAH.

  24. Apa nak diherankan Budin…. pemimpin negara kita sejak zaman BN dulu sampai kini, walaupun kerajaan sudah bertukar dua kali, masih juga dengan tabiat lama. Gopoh dalam segala hal. Cakap dulu baru fikir. Buat dulu baru fikir “consequences”. Beli dulu baru nak hantar test. Yang penting bukannya vaksin tu boleh diluluskan atau tidak…yang paling penting setiap pembelian kerajaan yang menelan belanja besar sebegini mesti ada “kickback”.

    Where is the irritating fella…. dah berambus gamaknya.

    1. Bro Din,

      That irritating old bloody idiot lady ‘terkantoi’ this morning.

      She whacked the ‘pantun’ brought out by her gang, thinking that it was written by cikgu Kejora, (without thoroughly reading it).

      Now she had ‘berambus’ with a very thick skinned face.

      Pity her, poor stupid old bitch.

      Kah kah kah.

  25. Sokojap layi auntie akan cabut lari dan cakap, dah cukup dapek banyak ‘fun and entertainment’…hah ha haa…

    Bagi auntie TN tu,
    Fun = kantoi malu tebal muka
    Entertainment = sakit hati dan tokodu…

    (Sopoti mano yang Din Remos kato-an)

    Hah ha haa.

    1. Din Remos
      26 February 2021 7:59 am

      Kejora pantun kata Nenek TN “macam kerbau liar putus tali….” hanya mereka yang pernah mengalami peristiwa tersebut saja dapat memahami situasinya. Ada orang suka hidup dalam “denial syndrome”. Diri kena belasah teruk, tetapi mulut mengucapkan dia yang belasah orang dan sedang menikmati “fun”. Well… perhaps, there is a truth in it. Women always have fun being screwed or fucked…. indeed TN is a woman! Dia selalu “has fun” bila kena screw kaw kaw…. Kembali kepada topik yang dibincangkan oleh En Budin. Menurut Budin, UMNO berani dan merupakan kuasa besar jika menolak PN. Sebenarnya, tiada satu pun mana-mana parti politik di… Read more »

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      1. Anonymous
        26 February 2021 8:23 am
        Reply to Din Remos

        Bravo Din Remos 7:59 am,

        😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
        Tak tau lah apa nak jadi dgn itu nenek tua bangka
        Semua org nmpak nek itu otak taraf budak tadika
        Asyik sja kena tibai taji, boleh dia kata fun & suka
        Mmg le sesuai, klu dia jdi badut pak lawak jenaka
        🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
        Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        Reply

        1. Anonymous
          26 February 2021 8:28 am
          Reply to Anonymous

          Din Remos 7:59 am,

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
          Begitulah nenek bengap, yg cuba berlagak pandai
          Masih lagi ngaku gagah..walau dh rebah tersadai
          Bodoh bingai nenek sekor tu mengalahkan keldai
          Mcm Pak Kadok..bersorak walau pun kg tergadai
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

          Reply

          1. Anonymous
            26 February 2021 8:36 am
            Reply to Anonymous

            😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
            👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
            Baguslah, Din mari tumpang taji itu betina haprak
            Dia macam budak tadika suka cakap tahi & berak
            Otak nenek tu kecik, hnya besar kepala tengkorak
            Spt Pak Kadok kg tergadai pun dia syok bersorak
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

            👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
            Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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            1. Anonymous
              26 February 2021 8:36 am
              Reply to Anonymous

              Bro Din,

              😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
              Betul tu Din, mcm budak tadika saja, nek melatah
              Dia dah tua bangka, tapi otak taraf budak mentah
              Boleh dikata, kat dia tu semua org nak termuntah
              Sbb tu, bila Kejora tibai dia, tak ada org yg bantah
              😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

              👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
              Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

              Reply

              1. Din Remos
                26 February 2021 10:51 am
                Reply to Anonymous

                Confirmed…umur TN ni mungkin dah tua bangka. Tapi fikiran dia masih kebudak-budakan. Kita mengejek-ngejek nama orang ni masa berada di TADIKA saja. Sesudah dewasa kita tak mengejek nama lagi…kita terus saja “name calling” seperti TN Bangsat, TN Bengap Bodoh Baghal Nak Tunjuk Lagak. Sebenarnya, kerja mengejek-ngejek nama orang ni kerja budak-budak belum cukup akal, belum matang dan pathetic.

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  26. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Nenek terlalu marah dia tak dpt nak kawal emosi
    Abis hancor..apa yg dia seru decorum & decency
    Terus nek kena sawan gila babi atau pun epilepsi
    Pembaca semuanya, gelak sampai tk kering gusi
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaahhhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  27. BUANG MASA N BLOGGING SPACE AJER, WAK GONTOL.

    KOMEN BLOG POST BUDIN TUH.

    NANTI AKU LAPANG, AKAN BUAT GITU JUGA.

    1. Siaran tadika jam 12:45 pm dari penyampai RAJA BADUT, BAKAL PENGHUNI “TANJUNG RAMBUTAN INN”.

      KAH KAH KAH.

      1. Memang lawak gilo bilo auntie monyobut ‘NANTI AKU LAPANG’…

        Lapang lubang puki diyo apo nyo? Dah memang kojo diyo jadi pak pacak blog ini diupah dodak oleh Atok96.

        Bagi auntie tu,
        LAPANG = DAH HILANG TOBAL MUKO SIKIT.

        HAH HA HAA.

  28. SKETSA LAWAK PAGI SABTU (SOMALAM):

    1. Anonymous
      27 February 2021 11:50 am

      TOGHUIH DAH BOLAH CABUT LARI LINTANG PUKANG, TOSONYAP SUNYI MONYOPI TOKODU MALU TOKOSIPU BUNTU KAKU KOLU PILU MOMBISU, MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG, BOKEAIH MURID SOKOLAH SJK, BOTINO TUO KUTOK PONGOTOR, BODOH BINGAI BOBAL BONGAP BANGANG BENGONG BIOL BAHALOL BONGOK, PUKIMAK SIAL ANAK HARAM JADAH BARUA LAHANAT BANGSAT KOPARAT.

      HAH HA HAA.

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      1. Tanpa Nama
        27 February 2021 12:44 pm
        Reply to Anonymous

        BOBAL @ BEBAL merangkomi 5 kategori :-
        Budus, Egois, Bahlol, Angau, Lembu.

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        1. Anonymous
          27 February 2021 2:24 pm
          Reply to Tanpa Nama

          Betul tu bro Tanpa Nama!

          Itulah antara sifat2 auntie betina tua kutok tak sedar diri tu.

          Hah ha haa.

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          1. Anonymous
            27 February 2021 2:33 pm
            Reply to Anonymous

            Hah ha haa.

            Aintie TN BEBAL:

            B.udus
            E.gois
            B.ahalol
            A.ngau
            L.embu.

            Hah ha haa.

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  29. Mano poyi auntie?

    Awal pagi tadi, diyo ado.
    Agaknyo sobolah tongahari diyo poyi kolaeih tuisyen BM kot.
    Diyo nak duduki somula porikso SPM korotaeih Julai subjek BM yang diyo fail maso sokolah SJK dulu tu.

    Hah ha haa.

    1. Atau pun auntie ado tomu janji dating dongan Bang Ali?

      Komungkinan jugo diyo poyi mongangkang tadah puki koring tuo nyo itu kek Bang Ali soporti mano yang dikato-an dek Din Remos somalam.

      Hah ha haa.

      1. Din Remos
        26 February 2021 10:58 am

        Si Bangsat Makcik TN menghina petani di sawah. Dia menghina Din sebab kerja menarik kerbau di sawah. Si Bodoh Piang ini tidak tahu bahawa kerja menarik kerbau membajak sawah adalah lebih mulia dari mengangkang puki tua dia kepada benggali.
        Bangsat ini tidak tahu menghargai penat lelah titik peluh kaum tani. Baginya mengheret kerbau di sawah mengikut tafsiran si bahlol ini adalah suatu perbuatan hina dan patut dikutuk. Sedangkan pak tani yang mengheret kerbau itulah yang memberi dia tedarah nasi. Dasar tak tahu diuntung! Macam ini punya manusia pun ada rupanya.

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          Hari ni nampaknya teruk nek TN biol makan kuah
          Din Remos marah, bila nek keparat hina pesawah
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          1. Bravo Din,

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            Nampak nya kt sini, nenek terus jadi mangsa buli
            Din Remos direct cerca maki dia..bukan lagi perli
            Hingga dikata, nek kangkang puki tua kt Benggali
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            1. Bravo Din Remos,

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              Bagus lah, keburukan nek biol itu Din mari dedah
              Mmg tak guna sesen punlah itu nek haram jadah
              Asyik sja kat Bang Ali, puki dia dikangkang tadah
              Klau KY jelly habis dilumor puki dia dgn air ludah
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  30. MARI MARI MARI….
    MARI RAKAN-RAKAN BLOGGER DI BLOG BUDIN.

    MARILAH… ZUNNUN, NBR, ANE BO LUI, JIGIT, ETON, DIN REMOS, TANPA NAMA, DLL PARA PEMBENCI TN MONYET BATANG PISANG GILA BABI.

    KITA SAKSIKAN AUNTIE/NEK TN MONYET TUA BATANG PISANG DAH TERUK PARAH TAHAP SAWAN SASAU SEWEL BIOL GILA BABI DIA…TAK BOLEH KENAL LAGI KAWAN DGN LAWAN…DIA BAKAL MENGHUNI “TANJUNG RAMBUTAN INN”.

    AWAL PAGI, MONYET TUA ITU TIBAI PANTUN YANG DITULIS OLEH GENG DIA SENDIRI…
    (SILA SCROLL KE BAWAH, LIHAT KOMEN JAM 6:41/648/6:59 AM)

    KAH KAH KAH.

  31. SKETSA LAWAK TN MONYET TIBAI GENG SENDIRI DI AWAL PAGI HARI:

    1. Anonymous (GENG TN MONYET)
      27 February 2021 11:07 pm

      dulu pompuan masok dia lah mula terpa
      pantun berbunga tahik ayam masuk berduyun
      ada la sorang tu panjat pokok kelapa
      sarang tempua celahannya terayun-ayun

      kegemarannya tembakau dikunyah sentil
      musim panas terbungkang terbaring
      batang cangkol dah ready kat bawah katil
      nak diguna,jelly pulak botolnya kering

      tempe tak laku wang tarak berlauk teloq
      hutang kawan konon dah 3 hari kebuloq
      itulah hikayat wak pantonan tahik penunggu blok
      pantun warisan habis dirosak itu gobloq

      PANTUN INI TIADA MENGENA DENGAN SIAPA

      TAK PERLU BALAS INI PANTON

      KECUALI YANG TERASA

      SIAPA MAKAN BELIMBING BESI,dia rasa masam

      hohohohoho

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      1. Anonymous (TN MONYET)
        28 February 2021 6:41 am
        Reply to Anonymous

        Entah siapa yang dimaksudkan Wak Gontol nih. Berani cakap tapi tak berani kena balun in retaliation.

        Jenis kucing kurap yang sentiasa coba play safe until his gontol is shaved. Dek musuh. Di suruh lari telanjang depan khalayak ramai.

        Moral of the story: Jangan menggontol supaya gontol kamu tak dicukur and humiliated by the enemy.

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        1. Anonymous(TN MONYET)
          28 February 2021 6:48 am
          Reply to Anonymous

          Wak Gontol memantun mantat menunjukkan bodoh bangang nya mengeja sekejap pantun sekejap panton.

          Dia ini mesti orang tua yang tak banyak bercampur, tak pernah dengor peribahasa Melayu “siapa makan cili dia merasa pedas.”

          Alahai, pondan nya bunyi “SIAPA MAKAN BELIMBING BESI,dia rasa masam”. Banyak bercampur dengan Mak Nyah yer.

          HAHAHA HOHOHO HIHIHI.

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          1. Anonymous(TN MONYET)
            28 February 2021 6:59 am
            Reply to Anonymous

            Bodoh bangang nya Wak Gontol itu boleh di lihat dari hal dia merayu jangan di jawab pantuntat nya.

            Otak tak banyak, purata manusia lk 130 gm berat otak nya, kot dia punya hanya 100 gm.

            Tak reti malu, takda maruah, berani menggontol tapi takut digontol.

            Ini jenis yang dikata jika jumpa anjing hutan dengan harimau, balun Wak Gontol ni dulu disini.

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            1. Anonymous
              28 February 2021 8:41 am
              Reply to Anonymous

              HAH HA HAA

              DAH SOMAKIN TERUK SASAU SEWEL SAWAN GILO BABI SI MONYET TUO TN BATANG PISANG TU, HINGGA TAK DAPEK MONGONALI KAWAN DONGAN LAWAN.

              SI POMANTUN BINGAI, ANON JAM 11:07 PM ITU ADALAH GENG DIYO…

              CUBO LIHAT ISI PANTUN ITU YANG MONYOBUT ‘SARANG TEMPUA’, ‘BATANG CANGKOL’ DAN ‘TEMPE’ DLL YANG SOLALU DIGUNO MONGEJEK CIKGU KOJORA…

              DAH SASAU SAWAN SEWEL BOTUL TN MONYET TUO NI…TAK LAMO LAYI LE TU NAK KE TANJUNG RAMBUTAN….

              HAH HA HAA.

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