ISU VIDEO INI TERLALU REMEH UNTUK SEORANG MENTERI KANAN MEMBUAT LAPORAN POLIS MENGENAINYA

Menteri Kanan (Kluster Keselamatan) Ismail Sabri Yaakob dilaporkan akan membuat laporan polis berhubung “video lama” berkaitan dirinya yang tular di media sosial sejak sehari dua ini.

Laporan polis itu dijangka akan dibuat hari ini di Balai Polis Dang Wangi, Kuala Lumpur.

Dalam video itu ia menunjukkan Ismail Sabri hadir majlis bersama beberapa orang lain dan duduk bersama di meja jamuan dengan tidak menjaga penjarakan sosial serta kemudian membuka pelitup mukanya.

Video berkenaan sebenarnya bukan majlis baharu yang dihadirinya, tetapi dikatakan ketika hadir majlis pelancaran Tabung Pahlawan di Royal Chulan Hotel, Kuala Lumpur pada 15 September tahun lalu.

Laporan polis itu dibuat Ismail Sabri kerana merasakan beliau difitnah berhubung penyebaran video tersebut.

Soalnya, di mana fitnahnya video tersebut jika kejadian berlaku pada 15 September tahun lalu?

Bukankah pada September 2020 lalu, Covid19 masih melanda negara dan pemakaian pelitup muka serta penjarakan fizikal masih diwajibkan?

Takkan sebagai menteri kanan yang bertanggungjawab dalam hal Covid19, beliau tidak tahu mengenainya?

Lagi pun, sebagai ahli politik, berdepan kejian, cercaan malah fitnah sekali pun adalah perkara biasa saja sebenarnya.

Jika fitnah tersebut dalam hal yang besar melibatkan maruah seperti dituduh terima wang, ada skandal dengan artis, video berkaraoke dengan beberapa wanita dalam bilik gelap atau sebagainya, barangkali bolehlah diterima jika laporan polis hendak dibuat.

Contohnya seperti Ismail Sabri sendiri pernah menuduh Nurul Izzah Anwar sebagai pengkhianat dalam isu pencerohohan di Lahad Datu, Sabah beberapa tahun lalu.

Maka, dalam kes tersebut terlihat wajarlah sesuatu tindakan hendak diambil.

Berikutan fitnah itu, Nurul Izzah telah menyaman Ismail Sabri bersama bekas Ketua Polis Negara, Khalid Abu Bakar.

Nurul Izzah akhirnya memenangi saman tersebut dan Ismail Sabri telah diarah membayar RM450 ribu, manakala Khalid sebanyak RM400 ribu.

Ini sekadar video lama yang digambarkan seolah-olah baru berlaku, sangat remeh sebenarnya untuk dibuat laporan polis oleh seorang menteri kanan dan politikus yang sudah sepatutnya telah masak dengan sepak terajang dunia politik.

Lebih daripada itu, membuat laporan polis dalam kes seremeh itu hanya menambahkan beban polis saja untuk menyiasatnya.

Tidak kasihankan beliau terhadap anggota polis yang sudah sedia dibebankan dengan banyak kerja seperti berpanas dan berhujan melakukan sekatan jalanraya di ketika PKP 2.0 ini?

Untuk kes video ini, sebenarnya memadai dengan hanya Ismail Sabri atau pejabatnya membuat penafian melalui media saja.

Tapi, sebelum itu silalah jawab dulu kenapa pada waktu video tersebut diambil iaitu pada 15 September 2020, beliau membuka pelitup muka serta tidak menjaga penjarakan sosialnya di majlis tersebut? (Shahbudindotcom 13/02/2021)

Updated: 13 February 2021 — 4:14 pm

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  1. YANG REMEH IALAH KAPITALIS DAN KOMUNIS…….YANG SERIUS IALAH ISLAM………

    BN KAPITALIS JAGA KEPENTINGAN PEMODAL……PH COMMUNIST NEGARA BANGKRAP…….PN PERALIHAN…… PRU15 LEBIH BAIK KE ARAH ISLAM TOTAL……..

    DAPIG KOMUNIS PEMBELA PENGGANAS LTTE……. EKONOMI JADI BANGKRAP BAWAH PHD4PIG…….

    Why Get Upset With Tommy Thomas?……..

    I can see that ex-Attorney-General Tommy Thomas has, quite understandably, ruffled many feathers. But why get upset with what Tommy Thomas said in his book when most of what he said is really nothing new and has been said so many times before?

    Anyway, Tommy Thomas is a Communist, a Christian, a DAP supporter, anti-Malay, anti-Muslim, anti-Umno, anti-Barisan Nasional, and so on. Hence, he is not a historian. He is biased and is very selective in what he ‘reveals’, if at all what he wrote can be considered a revelation.

    So, take what Tommy Thomas wrote as DAP propaganda and intended to make the government look bad (he never revealed the stories that make DAP look bad).

    The issue of Tun Razak Hussein’s alleged role in ‘May 13’ has, in fact, been ‘revealed’ by Tunku Abdul Rahman long ago when many Malaysians were not even born yet (since then 20 million more Malaysians have been born and who probably have never heard this story before).

    No one raised any objections then. This story was even published in a book called ‘The Tunku Tapes’. For all intents and purposes, Tommy Thomas ‘stole’ this story that had already been told 40 years ago. Hence it is not really a revelation as such.

    The story that ‘May 13’ had been ‘engineered’ as a means to oust Tunku Abdul Rahman (a liberal and secularist) so that the ‘Young Turks’ (the Malay nationalists) can take over is widely believed to be true (just like many believe that Jesus is the Son of God and that he died on the cross and came back to life three days later).

    The story of ‘May 13’ may be a myth (as probably the story of Jesus is as well) but then that story has been around for so long and so many people believe it — hence it is now considered as true. So how do you silence ‘truth’, or what many people believe to be the truth?

    Tommy Thomas merely ‘stole’ Tunku Abdul Rahman’s version of ‘May 13’
    Anyway, I was around during ‘May 13’ and was more a less a witness to what happened. At that time, I lived in Bangsar, which was one of the hotspots and I was aware in the morning of 13th May 1969 that some ‘trouble’ was going to erupt at the residence of Selangor Menteri Besar Harun Idris later that day.

    I was about to leave for Kampung Baru around 3.00pm with a gang of Malay youth from Bangsar when my father suddenly came home. He never came home before dark. That was the first time he did so, and the second time he came home early was two years later — the day he had a heart attack and died on 4th August 1971 (he probably did not want to die at the office and wanted to die at home).

    My father caught me just as I was walking out the door and when I told him I was joining some friends to go to Kampung Baru he told me not to leave the house, especially to go to Kampung Baru, because there was going to be trouble.

    May father knew ‘May 13’ was going to erupt hours before it happened
    Just like my father, many of my other relatives were also aware of the impending trouble because the police had been phoning all the VIPs and VVIPs to warn them about it. This means the police already knew ‘May 13’ was going to erupt later that day. And a relative of ours who was a ‘number two’ in Bukit Aman back in the 1960s told me the police were ‘prepared’ for ‘May 13’.

    So, we knew in the morning that there was going to be trouble. Bukit Aman even conducted a briefing on the matter. My father, for the first time in his life, came home from office at 3.00pm (based on police advice). And Tunku Abdul Rahman said ‘May 13’ was engineered as a means to oust him. And the Tunku did name Tun Razak as one of those plotters behind the ‘Young Turks’.

    So, let’s not get too hot and bothered about what Tommy Thomas said. What he said has been said so many times by so many people for more than 50 years. It is just that many have not been paying attention. And the so-called ‘revelation’ by Tommy Thomas is really no revelation at all. It is a recycled story — and recycled many times on top of that.

    Bukit Aman knew ‘May 13’ was being planned and VIPs-VVIPs were warned to stay home
    But what is more important is: why are we stifling freedom of thought, speech and opinion? Banning books is banning thinking and banning expression. Who is the authority on determining ‘allowed’ thought and expression and ‘banned’ thought and expression? Should thought and expression be government-regulated?

    Malaysia has to stop banning thought and expression if it wants Malays to progress
    We sure have a very confused government that appears clueless about what the rules of the game are. You can think but only what the government allows you to think. You can speak but only what the government allows you to speak. You may express your views and opinions as long as those views and opinions are Sharia-compliant and approved by the government.

    And they wonder why Malays are not progressive and Malaysia cannot become a first-world nation? Seriously? When thought and opinions are regulated, Malays will never progress and Malaysia will never excel.

    Rpk

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  3. PEJUANG HUDUD PASTI TERUS RELEVANT……….

    Why NOT Muhyiddin Yassin?………..

    That is the problem. People like me who can think are realistic and pragmatic. People like the Pakatan Harapan bunch are bodoh-sombong. Their mouth moves faster than their brain. They are merely omong kosong saja. Cakap buat sedap mulut, but totally devoid of logic and common sense.

    Many people ask me, “Why Muhyiddin Yassin?” These are people who appear puzzled as to why I support Muhyiddin Yassin as Prime Minister or PM8.

    That question can also be asked another way: why NOT Muhyiddin Yassin? Can those people who are asking the question ‘why Muhyiddin Yassin’ answer the question ‘why NOT Muhyiddin Yassin’?

    Some responses I received as to why not Muhyiddin Yassin are:

    1. Muhyiddin is a traitor.

    Traitor to whom? He has not betrayed PAS. Maybe the Muhyiddin critics feel he has betrayed DAP and PKR. But that is not a betrayal in my book. That makes Muhyiddin a Malay hero.

    2. There is a better person than Muhyiddin.

    Who? Who is this better person than Muhyiddin? Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad? Anwar Ibrahim? Shafie Apdal? Lim Kit Siang? Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail? Mat Sabu? Khalid Samad? Lim Guan Eng? Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah? Hishammuddin Tun Hussein?

    Mahathir will never accept Anwar and vice versa
    Who is this better person than Muhyiddin Yassin they are talking about? Show us this “better person” then maybe we can consider shifting our support to this better person. Until then, Muhyiddin is the one.

    If you ask me who I personally want as the alternative Prime Minister to Muhyiddin, I would name Tok Guru Abdul Hadi Awang. But I know many of you would not agree to him. So, to be realistic (unlike the Pakatan Harapan people) I will refrain from proposing Tok Guru Hadi as PM9.

    So, you see, I am a realist and pragmatist. I deal in realism, not fantasy. Through the process of elimination, I eliminate all those “not possible” and see who I end up with. And after eliminating Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, Anwar Ibrahim, Shafie Apdal, Lim Kit Siang, Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail, Mat Sabu, Khalid Samad, Lim Guan Eng, Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah, etc., I end up with Muhyiddin.

    If not Muhyiddin then who?

    If you have another candidate other than Muhyiddin Yassin, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, Anwar Ibrahim, Shafie Apdal, Lim Kit Siang, Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail, Mat Sabu, Khalid Samad, Lim Guan Eng, Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah, and Abdul Hadi Awang, please let me have the name. Then we can discuss the possibility of this person as PM9.

    It’s no point talking about Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Peter Pan, and all those fairy tales. Talk about what is possible, not the impossible. You are only able to say who you DO NOT want as Prime Minister. But you are unable to say who should replace the person you do not want.

    Do you seriously think Mahathir will allow Anwar to become PM9 or Anwar will allow Mahathir to become PM9? Do you think Lim Kit Siang, Lim Guan Eng and Abdul Hadi Awang will get support from all communities? I can think of Ismail Sabri as one possibility. But do you think Najib Tun Razak and Ahmad Zahid Hamidi will allow Ismail Sabri to take over as PM9?

    Ku Li has been PM-in-waiting for 45 years since 1976, longer than Anwar has
    If Ku Li can become Prime Minister it would have happened back in 1990. Why now, more than 30 years later? The train left the station a long time ago as far as Ku Li is concerned.

    So, who else? Wan Azizah? Shafie Apdal? Mat Sabu? Khalid Samad? Hishammuddin Tun Hussein?

    That is the problem. People like me who can think are realistic and pragmatic. People like the Pakatan Harapan bunch are bodoh-sombong. Their mouth moves faster than their brain. They are merely omong kosong saja. Cakap buat sedap mulut, but totally devoid of logic and common sense.

  4. Berhati hati lah bila bertutur atau menulis apa2 yang boleh di pertikaikan kesahihan dan maksud nya..

    Anda boleh di saman di Mahkamah. Tak berbaloi, beratus ribu Ringgit, bengkok badan membayar nya.

  5. Haha agaknya Ismail Sabri pemakan telur penyu sedang berkira mungkin dgn menyaman video tular konon dia difitnah tidak ikot SOP ..dapatlah dia dapat balik kutip saman 450k yg dibayar gantirugi fitnah pada Nurul Izzah dahulu.
    Silap2 dapat kulit teloq penyu saja huhuhuhu

  6. 🐒 si monyet tua

    kalah teruk male nih

  7. MALAM NI WAK GONTOL BATANG CANGKOL LARI DENGAN BATANG CANGKOL NYA SEKALI

    TERIMA KASIH SEMUA

    AKU DAH MENANG!

    PAGI ESOK WAK DUDUK TERMENUNG
    MACAM IKAN TEMENUNG BUSUK

    HAHAHOHO

    1. DAH TERSONYAP!

      TIADA LAGI SI GONTOL BATANG CANGKOL

      AKU BOLEH TIDO NYENYAK

      SELAMAT MALAM

      1. Owh, ada lagi karangan tadika…

        Biar cikgu tolong editkan karangan tadika nek tu:

        MALAM NI NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG LARI DENGAN BATANG PISANG NYA SEKALI

        TERIMA KASIH SEMUA

        AKU DAH MENANG!

        PAGI ESOK NEK DUDUK TERMENUNG
        MACAM IKAN TEMENUNG BUSUK

        HAHAHOHO

        DAH TERSONYAP!

        TIADA LAGI SI MONYET BATANG PISANG

        AKU BOLEH TIDO NYENYAK

        SELAMAT MALAM

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contoh:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Agaknya nenek dulu, suka kelahi lwn tarik rambut
          Sbb itu mcm budak tadika je, semua yg dia sebut
          Kini nenek lerkantoi malu terkedu, dh belah cabut
          Mungkin dok gunting bulu puki nya yg berserabut
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. DULU DENGAN BATANG MOP,1 TIUP KY JELLY

    NGAN BATANG CANGKOL,8 TIUP KE APA

    HOHO

    silap-silap mamposss kau wak

    hihi

    1. kan aku dah cakap
      jangan main kasar.

      tau pon kau cabot!

      jangan cabot lagi batang cangkol kat jubo tu

      biar sampai koyak rabak

      HO HO

      1. Owh..ada lagi karangan tadika…

        Biar cikgu tolong editkan karangan tadika nek tu:

        DULU DENGAN BATANG MOP, 1 TIUB KY JELLY

        NGAN BATANG PISANG, 8 TIUP KE APA

        HOHO

        silap-silap mamposss kau Nek

        hihi

        kan aku dah cakap
        jangan main kasar.
        tau pon kau cabot!
        jangan cabot lagi batang pisang kat puki tu
        biar sampai koyak rabak

        HO HO

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contoh:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
          Ckgu Kejora appeared to be very smart & cunning
          Pity skunk TN, being whacked from the beginning
          Poor TN is as if..getting heavy strokes of canning
          In their duel all the while genius Kejora is winning
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  9. ADA LAGI KE KARANGAN TARAF TADIKA @ KARANGAN BM ALA SJK, NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR?

    KALAU ADA, BEK MEH SINI, CIKGU KEJORA NAK TOLONG EDIT.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  10. Tak usah berlakon dan berhelah le MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR…

    Siapa yg nak ngaku klu dah berak kat tengah jalan!

    Kah kah kah

    1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
      Nenek cabut lari, dek tk tahan asyik kena pukulan
      Dia mari lewat malam, nak menipu, serupa sialan
      Tapi pembaca dapat kenal, dia punya penampilan
      Mmg dia tk kan ngaku, klu dah berak tengah jalan
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
      Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        Kesian nenek..kat blog ini, kepala asyik kena luku
        Terpaksa cabut lari..sedih monyok, spt kera duku
        Dia mari agak lewat mlm, Kejora ini, dia nak paku
        Bila dia dikenali..mmg le dia tidak akan mengaku
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
        Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
          Kesian TN monyet..mlm ini pasti tidur tk nyenyak
          Cara nak mengelat, dia buat bagi spacing banyak
          Tapi, dia tidak dapat elak dari Kejora terus lanyak
          Baru dia tau bila Kejora dh jdi gajah turun minyak
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  11. AKU BUKAN TN LAH BODOH

    HENTIKANLAH CAROT MAROT KAU TU

    TAK MANIS,SEBAGAI RAKYAT MALAYSIA

    TAK AKUR KE PRINSIP RUKUN NEGERA?

    KESOPANAN NAN KESUSILAAN

    RENTIKANKAN LAH BAHLOL

    HO HO

    KAU INGAT KAU HEBAT KE?

    SAPPA PON TAK BACA PANTUN SIAL KAU

    1. RASMI DAH BATANG CANGKOL KAU TU

      HIHI HOHOHO

      1. Tak usah berlakon dan berhelah le MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR…

        Siapa yang akan ngaku klu dah berak kat tengah jalan!

        Kah kah kah

        1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

          Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

          RASMI DAH BATANG PISANG KAU TU, NEK TN MONYET BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR?

          HIHI HOHOHO

          KAH KAH KAH

          1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.

            Ini ada dua contoh:

            1. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH

              😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
              Nenek cabut lari, dek tk tahan asyik kena pukulan
              Dia mari lewat malam, nak menipu, serupa sialan
              Tapi pembaca dapat kenal, dia punya penampilan
              Mmg dia tk kan ngaku, klu dah berak tengah jalan
              😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

              🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
              Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

              1. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH

                😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
                Kesian nenek..kat blog ini, kepala asyik kena luku
                Terpaksa cabut lari..sedih monyok, spt kera duku
                Dia mari agak lewat mlm, Kejora ini, dia nak paku
                Bila dia dikenali..mmg le dia tidak akan mengaku
                😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
                Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
                🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  12. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
    Keadaan nek TN dah seperti monyet tergaru-garu
    Bersarang, kepala nek tu, kena Kejora pnya peluru
    Betina tua itu pun kini dh lari mcm babi kena buru
    Elok saja kalau Tn Budin bwa keluar posting baru!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  13. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
    Ckgu Kejora appeared to be very smart & cunning
    Pity skunk TN, being whacked from the beginning
    Poor TN is as if..getting heavy strokes of canning
    In their duel all the while genius Kejora is winning
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  14. KAH KAH KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
    TN monyet tua terkedu pilu..air mata berlinangan
    Menyalak spt anjing jer ler itu betina tua bajingan
    Kejora pula amat gembira meraikan kemenangan
    Zunun, Ane Bo Lui, NBR dll pasti bertepuk tangan
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  15. ADA LAGI KE KARANGAN TADIKA @ KARANGAN BM SJK, NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR?

    KALAU ADA, BEK MEH SINI, CIKGU KEJORA NAK TOLONG EDIT.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  16. DI EUROPE POLITIKUS TAK DIBENARKAN SAMAN MENYAMAN…………

    TAK PERLU TUTUP SEMPADAN HANYA PERLU WUJUDKAN PUSAT KUARANTIN BARU LEBIH BANYAK………

    PHD4PIG HANYA PANDAI KOMPLEN SANA SINI TAPI BILA DAPAT KUASA NEGARA JADI BANGKRAP…..

    Does Malaysia Have The Political Will To Reset?………

    Malaysians, Malaysian politicians in particular, are only good at complaining. Nothing is right about Malaysia. Everything is wrong. And it is always someone else who is at fault and who caused all these problems.

    Yes, there are many things wrong with Malaysia. And it had been going wrong long before Malaysia gained independence or Merdeka in 1957. It is just that we were, as the saying goes, like a frog being boiled. Because the water slowly turned hot, we did not realise we were being boiled to death until it was too late.

    For example, the path to Merdeka itself was not right. The Malays did not actually fight for Merdeka in the real sense of the word. The Malays were persuaded or coaxed to sit down and discuss with the British colonial masters the prospects of Merdeka.

    No doubt, Umno had already existed since 1946. But Umno itself was a British creation. Not many Malays realise that the British were behind the creation of Umno. And the British had a reason why they needed a creation that would be compatible with British interests.

    Do we have the political will to reset Malaysia?
    In 1945, Britain was technically bankrupt (because of WWII). In 1946, the Malayan Union was created (so that the British could tighten their grip on Malaya). Then Umno was created that same year to oppose the Malayan Union (to save the Raja-Raja Melayu). In 1947, India, the jewel in the crown of the British Empire, gained independence (so Britain lost its cash cow). In 1948, the Federation of Malaya was formed (to make the Malays happy).

    Because all the other rich colonies were going one by one, Britain was very dependent on Malaya. In fact, 30% of Britain’s economy depended on Malaya. But Malaya faced the danger of falling to the Communists. And this was not just the Chinese Communists or the CPM but the Malay socialists as well. In those days, socialism was the in-thing and many Malays were socialists, even though they did not quite agree with the CPM.

    So, the British needed a “friendly party” to take over Malaya. Or else Malaya might fall into the hands of a hostile party and the British might lose all their investments in Malaya. And that would economically hurt Britain.

    Umno was a British creation to keep Malaya safe for British investments
    Hence, to make sure a friendly party would take over Malaya, the British actually persuaded the Malays to set up Umno. And the Special Branch even arrested all those Malays who opposed Umno. Umno was allowed to travel the length and breadth of Malaya to campaign against the British while those (Malays included) who campaigned against Umno were arrested.

    An example of how the British were behind Umno, the first Umno branch in Terengganu was set up in Dungun. The Dungun District Officer, a white man, asked his assistant, Dato’ Andika, to travel to Pekan to meet Tunku Abdul Rahman and Tun Razak Hussein to discuss setting up an Umno branch in Terengganu. His British boss gave Dato Andika one week’s leave plus an allowance to make that trip. The idea to set up a branch of Umno in Terengganu came from the British D.O., not from Dato’ Andika.

    But that was in 1951 and it is now 2021, 70 years later. However, the Malays and Umno are all still stuck in the past (ketinggalan zaman). Politicians have all sorts of negative things to say about Malaysia — the politics, the economy, the education system, the racial polarisation, injustice and lack of civil liberties, abuse of power and corruption, and so much more. But nothing is going to change if we just talk about it. What action are they going to take? And how far are they prepared to go to see change?

    Yes, change, reforms, renaissance, reformasi, perubahan, hijrah, or whatever you wish to call it. Malaysia needs to be reset. Everyone agrees that this is necessary. But not one person is prepared to bell the cat. Resetting Malaysia would involve a paradigm shift. And this paradigm shift has to start with educating Malaysians the right way.

    Mother-tongue education needs to go. This type of education breeds racists and promotes racism. And Islamic education must be reformed to allow Malays to become thinkers and not zombies.

    Malaysians are forbidden from thinking and questioning
    Unfortunately, one of the main setbacks for the Malays is the way they are being taught to think, or rather being taught to just accept without thinking. Malays are told that thinking will lead you to hell. Hence you must not think or else you might end up in hell.

    That is why even so-called Malay thinkers and intellectuals are not really thinkers and intellectuals even if they may have “professor” or “doctor” in front of their names. They wear blinkers and are not prepared to think outside the box.

    If you try engaging these Malay thinkers and intellectuals in a discussion, say, regarding philosophy versus theology, they will shut you up with quotes from the Qur’an and Hadith and will warn you that any further discussion on the matter is forbidden in Islam.

    Yes, Malays are taught you must accept without question. Any society that is taught it must accept without question and that all discussions are forbidden will never progress. It was when people dared to question that we discovered the world is round and not flat and that earth is not the centre of the universe, as the church said.

    Of course, we need reforms, as people like Anwar Ibrahim and his gang are so fond of shouting. But reforms must first start from the mind. Malaysia needs to be reset. But we must first reset the way we think. Does Malaysia have this political will to reset? Are you prepared to start an intellectual debate by asking questions such as ‘Did God create Man or did Man create God’?

    So, until Malays are prepared to push the limits and boundaries of intellectual discourse and question and debate the forbidden, Malays will continue to be stuck in the past and reforms would be a dream that can never be realised. You cannot ban thinking (or ban books you do not agree with) and expect to progress.

  17. BERUK TUA WAK GONTOL KEJORA KOJOLLA IS ENGAGING IN AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY.

    1. DAMN STUPID.

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR IS ENGAGING IN AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY AND STUPIDITY.

        DAMN IDIOT.

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
          A lot of excuses are being given by the old auntie
          The moron can’t write English pantun, what a pity
          She’s so childish..and her behaviour is very nasty
          Not washing, after peeing, makes her pussy dirty
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  18. WAK GONTOL BATANG CANGKOL

    HOHO

    WAK GONTOL BATANG CANGKOL

    HO HO

    WAK GONTOL BATANG CANGKOL

    HO HO

    harap wak dapat menghafal senikata tu

    kah kah kah

    1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

      Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

      NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG

      HOHO

      NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG

      HO HO

      NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG

      HO HO

      harap nek dapat menghafal senikata tu

      kah kah kah

      KAH KAH KAH

      1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yang serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yang mampu.
        Ini satu contohnya:

        😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        We are having auntie TN the girlfriend of Bang Ali
        Never wash after peeing..makes he pussy smelly!
        Pity her, in this blog, Kejora often whacked & bully
        Feeling ashamed, she always leave the blog early
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
        Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  19. PHD4PIG HANYA PANDAI KOMPLEN SANA SINI TAPI BILA DAPAT KUASA NEGARA JADI BANGKRAP……..

    Does Malaysia Have The Political Will To Reset?………

    Malaysians, Malaysian politicians in particular, are only good at complaining. Nothing is right about Malaysia. Everything is wrong. And it is always someone else who is at fault and who caused all these problems.

    Yes, there are many things wrong with Malaysia. And it had been going wrong long before Malaysia gained independence or Merdeka in 1957. It is just that we were, as the saying goes, like a frog being boiled. Because the water slowly turned hot, we did not realise we were being boiled to death until it was too late.

    For example, the path to Merdeka itself was not right. The Malays did not actually fight for Merdeka in the real sense of the word. The Malays were persuaded or coaxed to sit down and discuss with the British colonial masters the prospects of Merdeka.

    No doubt, Umno had already existed since 1946. But Umno itself was a British creation. Not many Malays realise that the British were behind the creation of Umno. And the British had a reason why they needed a creation that would be compatible with British interests.

    Do we have the political will to reset Malaysia?
    In 1945, Britain was technically bankrupt (because of WWII). In 1946, the Malayan Union was created (so that the British could tighten their grip on Malaya). Then Umno was created that same year to oppose the Malayan Union (to save the Raja-Raja Melayu). In 1947, India, the jewel in the crown of the British Empire, gained independence (so Britain lost its cash cow). In 1948, the Federation of Malaya was formed (to make the Malays happy).

    Because all the other rich colonies were going one by one, Britain was very dependent on Malaya. In fact, 30% of Britain’s economy depended on Malaya. But Malaya faced the danger of falling to the Communists. And this was not just the Chinese Communists or the CPM but the Malay socialists as well. In those days, socialism was the in-thing and many Malays were socialists, even though they did not quite agree with the CPM.

    So, the British needed a “friendly party” to take over Malaya. Or else Malaya might fall into the hands of a hostile party and the British might lose all their investments in Malaya. And that would economically hurt Britain.

    Umno was a British creation to keep Malaya safe for British investments
    Hence, to make sure a friendly party would take over Malaya, the British actually persuaded the Malays to set up Umno. And the Special Branch even arrested all those Malays who opposed Umno. Umno was allowed to travel the length and breadth of Malaya to campaign against the British while those (Malays included) who campaigned against Umno were arrested.

    An example of how the British were behind Umno, the first Umno branch in Terengganu was set up in Dungun. The Dungun District Officer, a white man, asked his assistant, Dato’ Andika, to travel to Pekan to meet Tunku Abdul Rahman and Tun Razak Hussein to discuss setting up an Umno branch in Terengganu. His British boss gave Dato Andika one week’s leave plus an allowance to make that trip. The idea to set up a branch of Umno in Terengganu came from the British D.O., not from Dato’ Andika.

    But that was in 1951 and it is now 2021, 70 years later. However, the Malays and Umno are all still stuck in the past (ketinggalan zaman). Politicians have all sorts of negative things to say about Malaysia — the politics, the economy, the education system, the racial polarisation, injustice and lack of civil liberties, abuse of power and corruption, and so much more. But nothing is going to change if we just talk about it. What action are they going to take? And how far are they prepared to go to see change?

    Yes, change, reforms, renaissance, reformasi, perubahan, hijrah, or whatever you wish to call it. Malaysia needs to be reset. Everyone agrees that this is necessary. But not one person is prepared to bell the cat. Resetting Malaysia would involve a paradigm shift. And this paradigm shift has to start with educating Malaysians the right way.

    Mother-tongue education needs to go. This type of education breeds racists and promotes racism. And Islamic education must be reformed to allow Malays to become thinkers and not zombies.

    Malaysians are forbidden from thinking and questioning
    Unfortunately, one of the main setbacks for the Malays is the way they are being taught to think, or rather being taught to just accept without thinking. Malays are told that thinking will lead you to hell. Hence you must not think or else you might end up in hell.

    That is why even so-called Malay thinkers and intellectuals are not really thinkers and intellectuals even if they may have “professor” or “doctor” in front of their names. They wear blinkers and are not prepared to think outside the box.

    If you try engaging these Malay thinkers and intellectuals in a discussion, say, regarding philosophy versus theology, they will shut you up with quotes from the Qur’an and Hadith and will warn you that any further discussion on the matter is forbidden in Islam.

    Yes, Malays are taught you must accept without question. Any society that is taught it must accept without question and that all discussions are forbidden will never progress. It was when people dared to question that we discovered the world is round and not flat and that earth is not the centre of the universe, as the church said.

    Of course, we need reforms, as people like Anwar Ibrahim and his gang are so fond of shouting. But reforms must first start from the mind. Malaysia needs to be reset. But we must first reset the way we think. Does Malaysia have this political will to reset? Are you prepared to start an intellectual debate by asking questions such as ‘Did God create Man or did Man create God’?

    So, until Malays are prepared to push the limits and boundaries of intellectual discourse and question and debate the forbidden, Malays will continue to be stuck in the past and reforms would be a dream that can never be realised. You cannot ban thinking (or ban books you do not agree with) and expect to progress.

  20. Pengalaman terkentut masa jubo dijolok batang mop 3 hari lalu sentiasa menghantui Wak Gontol.Sampai melayang batang mop 2 kaki tu kat dahan kelapa.TAK BOLEH JADI.TAK BOLEH JADI.

    hari ini…….

    hari ini…

    wak ke kedai beli batang cangkol pulak.Harapan dia,kalu terkentut lagi masa lobang jubonya dijolok,tak la sampai melanton jauh..

    Paling terbang pon,sangkot kat pokok bunga tahik ayam ja.Tak payah panjat tinggi macam ari tu,nampak t***r berayun macam sarang burung tempua

    WAK GONTOL BATANG CANGKOL

    HO HO

    1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

      Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

      1. Pengalaman terkentut masa puki dijolok batang mop 3 hari lalu sentiasa menghantui NEK TN MONYET.Sampai melayang batang mop 2 kaki tu kat dahan kelapa.TAK BOLEH JADI.TAK BOLEH JADI.

        hari ini…….

        hari ini…

        Nek ke hutan cari batang pisang pulak.Harapan dia,kalu terkentut lagi masa lobang pukinya dijolok,tak la sampai melanton jauh..

        Paling terbang pon,sangkot kat pokok bunga tahik ayam ja.Tak payah panjat tinggi macam ari tu,nampak tetek berayun macam sarang burung tempua

        NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG

        HO HO

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau karangan SJK yang serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
          Nenek jarang mandi badan dan ketiak penuh daki
          Puki kering menopos..tidak disukai dia punya laki
          Dgn ramai pembaca teruk nenek kena cerca maki
          Zunnun pula kata nenek letak lipstik kat bibir puki
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  21. KAH KAH KAH

    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
    TN monyet tua terkedu pilu..air mata berlinangan
    Menyalak spt anjing jer ler itu betina tua bajingan
    Kejora pula amat gembira meraikan kemenangan
    Zunun, Ane Bo Lui, NBR dll pasti bertepuk tangan
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. Beruk Tua Wak Gontol Kejora Kojolla menjerit jerit saperti … saperti Beruk Tua.

      Menang KEPALA BAPAK DIA, kata Najib Klepto wal Jibo.

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        Monyet Tua TN Batang Pisang Betina Tua Kutok menjerit jerit seperti … seperti Monyet Tua.

        Memang KEPALA BUTOH PAK DIA, kata Kejora Hero wal Sado.

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
          Nenek tk basuh kencing puki busuk macam skrap
          Nak lwn cgu Kejora dia kena tersembam tertiarap
          Dah tak tau kata apa lagi sebab otak dah bankrap
          Kini menyalak kosong ler dia, serupa anjing kurap
          🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  22. Nasiblah Pak Mail Bangang ni wajib dikompoun cuma RM1000. Kalau tarikh baru lagi boleh heret Pak Mail Bangang masuk court. Mahkamah dalam cerita. Kahkahkah!

  23. BERUK TUA WAK GONTOL KEJORA KOJOLLA PUNYA PASAL JUMLAH PEMBACA BLOG INI PUN DAH MERUDUM.

    1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

      Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

      MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR PUNYA PASAL JUMLAH PEMBACA BLOG INI PUN DAH MERUDUM.

      KAH KAH KAH

      1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau karangan SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
        Ini satu contohnya:

        😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        Sian nenek sasau berhempas pulas separuh mati
        Tapi nenek tua kutuk tu bodo bertingkat2 berkati2
        Buat karangan tadika je le, nak pantun dia tak reti
        Mana bleh lulusan SJK nk lwn cgu lulus universiti
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
        Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  24. ITULAH NEK, KALAU KENA KUTOK SEBAB BODOH, BUAT BODOH JER LER…JANGAN PULAK TERUS NAK MENAMBAH DAN MENUNJUKKAN LAGI KEBODOHAN…!!!

    KAH KAH KAH.

    1. Kamu bila kena kutuk, hara kiri ler. Kalau tak sanggup, merayap ke bawah tempurung diam di sana bersama katak puru.

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        Kamu bila kena kutuk, hara kiri ler. Kalau tak sanggup, merayap ke rumah Bang Ali diam di sana mengangkang tadah puki kat Bang Ali.

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau karangan SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Nampak seperti nenek dh semakin teruk tersadai
          Bukan sja hati sakit, tapi malu & maruah tergadai
          Itulah akibat org bengap cuba nk berlagak pandai
          Usah ler nk beraksi kancil, kalau dah diri tu keldai
          🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  25. DAH TODIAM SONYAP MONYOPI MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG.

    KAH KAH KAH.

    1. Si bodoh bangang mengaku menang masa musuh mengendap di sebelah nya.

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        Si bodoh bangang sekolah SJK tak akan mengaku kalah walau pun musuh membalun dia tersembam di lantai.

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau karangan SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
          Nenek munafiq fasiq aqidah dia sudah terpesong
          Sampai pergi ke jamban, laptop sentiasa diusung
          Lubng puki punya le luas boleh masuk alu lesong
          Nak buat pantun dlm BI dia mmg tk tau langsung
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  26. I sudah pesan sama Jkom lain kali SEMUA SOP mesti anjingkan Rakyat dengan MENTERI TIDAK WAJIB PATUH SOP TANPA SYARAT. Ini Pak Mail Bangang hisap ganja cuba saman siapa viral video dia sendiri tak patuh SOP? Pak Mail Bangang takut viral atau takut kena saman polis? Kahkahkah!

  27. ADA LAGI KE KARANGAN TADIKA @ SJK, NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR?

    KALAU ADA, BEK MEH SINI, CIKGU KEJORA NAK TOLONG EDIT.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. WAK GONTOL NAK TULIS KOMEN PUN TAK RETI, NAK EDIT KOMEN ORANG, KONON.

      OTAK SIMPAN DI CELAH KELENGKANG.

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        TN MONYEK BATANG PISANG NAK TULIS BM YANG BETUL PUN TAK RETI, NAK KOMPLEN KOMEN ORANG, KONON.

        OTAK SIMPAN DI CELAH KELENGKANG TEPI BIJI KELENTIT DIA.

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau karangan SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Kesian nenek tua munafiq bibir puki penuh ketuat
          Tak padan bingai tua bangka, cuba nk tunjuk kuat
          Kat dalam blog ini dia tu pembaca sangat meluat
          Pantun dlm bahasa Inggeris pun, dia tak reti buat
          👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  28. I maki anjing Jkom baru nak overtime spam page. Sabtu Ahad Raya Cina PNyamun cuti depa anjing Jkom kena kerja. Anjing Jkom boleh lapor Persatuan PNyamun Sedunia. Kerahan kerja terpaksa anjing Jkom. Kahkahkah!

  29. Bila Menteri Tebuk Atap PNkhianat buat kerja Jkom, kamu tahu betapa caca merba gabungan mereka. Kahkahkah!

  30. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
    Nenek tk basuh kencing puki busuk macam skrap
    Nak lwn cgu Kejora dia kena tersembam tertiarap
    Dah tak tau kata apa lagi sebab otak dah bankrap
    Kini menyalak kosong ler dia, serupa anjing kurap
    🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. Puki kau busuk macam pekong bernanah

      hehe

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        Puki kau busuk TN Monyet macam pekong bernanah sebab banyak taik palat, kencing tak pernah basuh.

        hehe

        KAH KAH KAH.

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
          TN monyet tua terkedu pilu..air mata berlinangan
          Menyalak spt anjing jer ler itu betina tua bajingan
          Kejora pula amat gembira meraikan kemenangan
          Zunun, Ane Bo Lui, NBR dll pasti bertepuk tangan
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  31. ADA LAGI KE KARANGAN TADIKA, NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR?

    KALAU ADA, BEK MEH SINI, CIKGU KEJORA NAK TOLONG EDIT.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      1. Otak dah bankrap yer nek?
        Tersembam tertiarap yer nek?
        Udah jadi anjing kurap yer nek?

        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
        Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1. Kau pariah takda siapa mau dekat

          1. Otak dah bankrap yer nek?
            Tersembam tertiarap yer nek?
            Udah jadi anjing kurap yer nek?
            Puki busuk macam skrap yer nek?
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
            Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  32. BERUK TUA WAK GONTOL KEJORA KOJOLLA PUNYA PASAL. OTHERS DON’T LEAVE COMMENTS IN THIS BLOG ANY MORE.

    1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

      Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

      MONYET TUA BATANG PISANG NEK TN BETINA TUA KUTOK PENGOTOR PUNYA PASAL. OTHERS DON’T LEAVE COMMENTS IN THIS BLOG ANY MORE.

      KAH KAH KAH.

      1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
        Ini satu contohnya:

        😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
        Kejora is born, to be intelligent, genius, & talented
        Unlike idiot auntie TN who is a stupid old bastard
        By Kejora, all the while, the lady is being defeated
        Because..at SJK, that lady was not well educated
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
        Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

          1. Otak dah bankrap yer nek?
            Tersembam tertiarap yer nek?

            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
            Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  33. BALLS TO BERUK TUA WAK GONTOL KEJORA KOJOLLA

    1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

      Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

      CLITS TO MONYET TUA BATANG PISANG BETINA TUA KUTOK NEK TN MUNAFIQ FASIQ.

      KAH KAH KAH.

      1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
        Ini satu contohnya:

        😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
        A lot of excuses are being given by the old auntie
        The moron can’t write English pantun, what a pity
        She’s so childish..and her behaviour is very nasty
        Not washing, after peeing, makes her pussy dirty
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
        Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1. Otak dah bankrap yer nek?

          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  34. ADA LAGI KE KARANGAN TADIKA, NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG?

    KALAU ADA, BEK MEH SINI, CIKGU KEJORA NAK TOLONG EDIT.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. KEPALA BAPAK KAU, kata Najib Klepto wal Jibo.

      KEPALA ATOK KAU, kata aku yang tak berpangkat.

      1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

        Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        KEPALA BUTOH PAK KAU, kata Kejora Hero wal Sado.

        LUBANG PUKI MAK KAU, kata Anon pembenci TN Monyet.

        BIJIK KELENTIT KAU, kata beberapa pembaca lain pembenci TN Monyet.

        KAH KAH KAH.

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contoh:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Pity TN she’s being whaked in most of her entries
          It is as if..Kejora had pinched, & pulled her clitoris
          Tears..must now be flowing..wetting her eye’s iris
          She’s now really down & need to se a psychiatrist
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      1. Otak dah bankrap yer nek?
        Tersembam tertiarap yer nek?
        Udah jadi anjing kurap yer nek?
        Puki busuk macam skrap yer nek?
        Kelentit basah kencing kerap yer nek?
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
        Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  35. Little amuses the nuisance, what more the fool.

    Let stupid Kojolla amuses himself.

    By himself.

      1. Kejora dok harap nak dapat balasan pantun BI. Malangnya, siaran tadika yg keluar…

        Ini, cikgu nak edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        Little amuses the nuisance, what more the fool.

        Let stupid TN Monyet amuses herself.

        By herself.

        KAH KAH KAH.

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini satu contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
          Nenek jarang mandi badan dan ketiak penuh daki
          Puki kering menopos..tidak disukai dia punya laki
          Dgn ramai pembaca teruk nenek kena cerca maki
          Zunnun pula kata nenek letak lipstik kat bibir puki
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        2. KEPALA BAPAK KAU, kata Najib Klepto wal Jibo.

          KEPALA ATOK KAU, kata aku yang tak berpangkat.

          1. Kejora mengharapkan pantun BI dibalas tapi yg hadir adalah ucapan dungu tahap tadika…

            Ok lah, biar Kejora edit karangan tadika nek tu:

            KEPALA BUTOH PAK KAU, kata Kejora Hero wal Sado.

            LUBANG PUKI MAK KAU, kata Anon pembenci TN Monyet.

            BIJIK KELENTIT KAU, kata beberapa pembaca lain pembenci TN Monyet betina tua kutok pengotor.

            KAH KAH KAH.

            1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
              Ini contohnya:

              😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
              Poor TN tried to be eagle but she’s just a sparrow
              Her rusty brain is very small, and as if never grow
              To readers, she is like an old broken wheelbarrow
              Facing Kejora, she had to endure pain and sorrow
              😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

              🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
              Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  36. ADA LAGI KE KARANGAN TADIKA, NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG?

    KALAU ADA, BEK MEH SINI, CIKGU KEJORA NAK TOLONG EDIT.

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  37. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    Kejora is born, to be intelligent, genius, & talented
    Unlike idiot auntie TN who is a stupid old bastard
    By Kejora, all the while, the lady is being defeated
    Because..at SJK, that lady was not well educated
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Wow..siapakah itu yg berpantun bahasa Inggeris?
      Sama bunyi hujung & sama panjang semua baris
      Nenek, tentu terasa kelentitnya bagai dihiris-hiris
      Agak nya basah kerusi, dia terkucil pampers tiris!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
      Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        Kesian nenek tua munafiq bibir puki penuh ketuat
        Tak padan bingai tua bangka, cuba nk tunjuk kuat
        Kat dalam blog ini dia tu pembaca sangat meluat
        Pantun dlm bahasa Inggeris pun, dia tak reti buat
        👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
        Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

        1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Nenek dah dekat 90 tahun dah tak lama nak mati
          Dia munafiq dekat blog ni mmg dah jelas terbukti
          Kencing tak pernah dicebok taik palat berkati-kati
          Nak buat pantun bahasa Inggeris pun, dia tak reti
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    2. Wak Gontol ini tak memasal memaki hamun.

      Pukimak dia, puki bapak dia, puki atuk dia.

      1. Dua geram. Apa yang TN cakap semua betul.

        1. Kejora dok harap nak dapat balasan pantun BI. Malangnya, siaran tadika yg keluar…

          Ini, cikgu nak edit karangan tadika nek tu:

          TN Monyet ini biadab, padan le kena maki hamun.

          Pukimak dia, puki dia, puki nenek dia.

          Dia geram. Apa yang Kejora cakap semua betul.

          KAH KAH KAH.

          1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
            Ini contohnya:

            😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
            Auntie TN tu bongkak dan kuat dgn hasad dengki
            Ke mana nenek tu lari pun, Kejora akn tetap jejaki
            Dia tu bentina tua yg mau menyamar watak lelaki
            Agaknya kini depan cermin dok gunting bulu puki
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

            🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
            Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    3. wak gontol kojolla is a stupid bastard

      1. Kejora dok harap nak dapat balasan pantun BI. Malangnya, siaran tadika yg keluar…

        Ini, cikgu nak edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        NEK TN MONYET BATANG PISANG TUA KUTOK is a stupid bitch.

        KAH KAH KAH.

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Disebab puki kering, laki TN tk sudi lagi, nak pacu
          Bkn je tak disukai laki, dia dibenci, dek anak cucu
          Kat blog ni dia jadi bahan buli & badut lawak lucu
          Zunnun cakap kat bibir puki nenek TN letak gincu
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  38. LAWAK PETANG SABTU:

    1. Anonymous
      13 February 2021 2:29 pm

      Siapakah dia yang Anonymous auntie TN asyik sebutkan Wak Gontol tu? Tentu dia tu seorang cekgu BM. Begitu jitu dan terperinci dia membaca ayat-ayat hingga dapat dikenalpastinya setiap kesalahan ejaan dan tatabahasa dalam penulisan Anonymous auntie TN tu.

      Reply

      1. Anonymous
        13 February 2021 3:48 pm
        Reply to Anonymous

        Jangan kisah siapa. If you hv no bloody business in the matter, shut the fook up.

        But you r Wak Gontol, so fook up.

        Reply

        1. Anonymous
          13 February 2021 3:52 pm
          Reply to Anonymous

          TN is male and can fook you up. Or down.

          Reply

          1. Anonymous
            13 February 2021 4:07 pm
            Reply to Anonymous

            Anon 2:29 pm,

            😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
            Auntie TN tu bongkak dan kuat dgn hasad dengki
            Ke mana nenek tu lari pun, Kejora akn tetap jejaki
            Dia tu bentina tua yg mau menyamar watak lelaki
            Agaknya kini depan cermin dok gunting bulu puki
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

            🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
            Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

            Reply

            1. Anon 2:29 pm,

              😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
              Nenek tu nak tunjuk hebat, tak padan dh tua renta
              Disebab dia sekolah SJK..dia bahalol serupa unta
              Biodata dia tu kat posting lepas telah pun dicerita
              Kini pembaca2 tahu, nenek tu munafiq yang nyata
              😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

              🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
              Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
              🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  39. BERUK TUA WAK GONTOL DAH GATAL LUB,NG BONT,T NYA. DAH LAMA TAK DAPEK RASA BANG ALI PUNYA.

    MAKA MENGARUT LAH DIA DISINI.

    1. Aikk…ada lagi siaran tadika…

      Ini, cikgu nak edit karangan tadika nek tu:

      MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG DAH GATAL LUBANG PUKI NYA. DAH LAMA TAK DAPEK RASA BANG ALI PUNYA BATANG PELIR.

      MAKA MENGARUT DAN MEROYAN RABAN LAH DIA DISINI SERUPA BUDAK TADIKA.

      KAH KAH KAH.

      1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
        Ini contohnya:

        😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
        Nenek itu tk padan tua renta, nak lagak pahlawan
        Kat blog ni berkomen merapu mcm sasau sawan
        Dgn Bang Ali..dia sudah jatuh cinta dan tertawan
        Zunun kata dia meroyan sbb tk dapat mengawan
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
        Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
        🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  40. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Agaknya nenek dulu, suka kelahi lwn tarik rambut
    Sbb itu mcm budak tadika je, semua yg dia sebut
    Kini nenek lerkantoi malu terkedu, dh belah cabut
    Mungkin dok gunting bulu puki nya yg berserabut
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. AKU DENGAR KO DAH TAK MINAT GUNTING BULU PUKI KO.

      KO MINAT CABUT, BELAJAR DARI BANG ALI GAMAK NYA.

      1. Aikk..siaran tadika berkumandang lagi…

        Ini cikgu nak edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        AKU DENGAR AUNTIE TN DAH LAMA TAK GUNTING BULU PUKI DIA.

        DIA LEBIH MINAT CABUT UBAN BULU PUKI NYA TU, MINTA TOLONG DARI BANG ALI SAMA GAMAK NYA.

        KAH KAH KAH.

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Nenek ingin lagak hero Tamil, tapi dia tu meenaci
          Akal pendek, harap kelentit jer panjang lbih seinci
          Masuk berkomen kat blog ‘ha nya’ mencerca caci
          Tapi bila terkantoi SJK..mulut dia dah jdi terkunci
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  41. TODIAM MONYOPI MONYET TUA NEK TN BATANG PISANG.

    KAH KAH KAH.

    1. DIA DAH READYKAN BATANG PISANG NYA UNTUK LUB.NG BONT.T KO.

      1. Aikk..ada siaran tadika..

        Ni, cikgu nak edit karangan tadika nek tu:

        BANG ALI DAH READYKAN BATANG PISANG NYA UNTUK LUBANG BONTOT NEK TN.

        KAH KAH KAH.

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          Sian nenek sasau berhempas pulas separuh mati
          Tapi nenek tua kutuk tu bodo bertingkat2 berkati2
          Buat karangan tadika je le, nak pantun dia tak reti
          Mana bleh lulusan SJK nk lwn cgu lulus universiti
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  42. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
    Nenek munafiq fasiq aqidah dia sudah terpesong
    Sampai pergi ke jamban, laptop sentiasa diusung
    Lubng puki punya le luas boleh masuk alu lesong
    Nak buat pantun dlm BI dia mmg tk tau langsung
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  43. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Poor TN tried to be eagle but she’s just a sparrow
    Her rusty brain is very small, and as if never grow
    To readers, she is like an old broken wheelbarrow
    Facing Kejora, she had to endure pain and sorrow
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  44. TODIAM WAK GONTOL

    1. Wak Gontol diam dulu, nak beri peluang Cikgu Kejora pulak lanyak nek.

      Kah kah kah.

  45. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
    Nampak seperti nenek dh semakin teruk tersadai
    Bukan sja hati sakit, tapi malu & maruah tergadai
    Itulah akibat org bengap cuba nk berlagak pandai
    Usah ler nk beraksi kancil, kalau dah diri tu keldai
    🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
    Kah kaahh kaaaahhh kaaaahhhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. WAK GONTOL MEMANTUN MANTAT PULAK.

      SELALU CAKAP PASAL DIA PUNYA KEPALA BAPAK.

      1. TN MONYET TAK BASUH PANTAT PULAK.
        PATUT PUN BUSUK
        SELALU CAKAP PASAL DIA ‘PU NYA’ KEKASIH BANG ALI.

        KAH KAH KAH

        1. Siapa pun boleh, kalau setakat nak buat karangan tahap tadika atau SJK yg serupa taik tu. Tapi, nak mengarang pantun dgn bunyi hujung setiap baris sama & panjang setiap baris sama, hanya yg terpelajar dan bijak bistari saja yg mampu.
          Ini contohnya:

          😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
          We are having auntie TN the girlfriend of Bang Ali
          Never wash after peeing..makes he pussy smelly!
          Pity her, in this blog, Kejora often whacked & bully
          Feeling ashamed, she always leave the blog early
          😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

          🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
          Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
          🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

          1. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
            👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
            Nenek munafiq fasiq aqidah dia sudah terpesong
            Sampai pergi ke jamban, laptop sentiasa diusung
            Lubng puki punya le luas boleh masuk alu lesong
            Nak buat pantun dlm BI dia mmg tk tau langsung
            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

            🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
            Kah kaahh kaaahhhh kaaaaahhhhh kaaaaahhhhh
            🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  46. INI PULO CONTOH GOMPAR KOLING DARI SORANG NENEK YANG TOTOLAN SONTEL TOMBAKAU:

    Anonymous
    13 February 2021 2:36 pm

    BAGI MAKLUMAN YANG BERKENAAN, BERIKUT INI DI SALIN DARI BLOG POST DULU –

    AKU NAK BLOGGING BEBAIK, KORANG MENGARUT.
    TERIMA LAH PADAH NYA DI BAWAH INI.

    JANGAN LUPA, THERE’S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

    Reply

    1. TAK GOMPAR. KALO KO NAK, CAKAP LAH.

      1. Nak bagi apa auntie, taik palat puki?

        Eiii..tak nak le den!

        Hah ha haa.

  47. CONTOH CACIAN BUDAK SOKOLAH RONDAH SJK SOLOPAEIH BOKOLAHI LAWAN TARIK RAMBUT:

    Anonymous
    13 February 2021 2:53 pm
    Reply to Anonymous

    Ko menyodok puki emak ko di bilik tidur nya. Pagi2 bila bapak ko dah pergi noreh getah.

    Dahtu ko jilat taik palat mak ko. Ko suka makan tahi palat.

    Bila tak cukup dari puki emak ko, ko kejar bapak ko masa dia balik. Ko pujuk bapak ko. Ko pegang barang dia, bukak seluar lah dia.

    Reply

    1. INI LAYI HA:

      Anonymous
      13 February 2021 2:51 pm
      Reply to Anonymous

      Ko menyodok puki emak ko di bilik tidor nya. Pagi2 bila bapak ko dah pergi noreh getah.

      Dahtu ko jilat taik palay mak ko. Ko suka makan tahi palat. Bila tak cukup dari puki emak ko, ko kejar bapak ko masa dia balik. Ko pujuk bapak ko. Ko pegang barang dia, bukak seluar lah dia.

      Reply

      1. Itulah kesan akibat dari mak bapak hantar anak ke sekolah SJK.
        Bukan sahaja BM teruk berterabur, perangai dan pemikiran pula tahap budak tadika atau budak sekolah rendah, walau pun dah tua ganyut nak mampos!

        Astaghfirullahal ‘adziim…

        1. MARAH YER? PADAN MUKO.

    2. HAH, TERASO BEBONAR WAK GONTOL HINGGA KELUARKAN MAKIAN TN DI ATAS NIH.

      PADAN MUKO.

      1. Nak toraso apo nyo, karangan ‘absurd’ budak sokolah rondah SJK!

        Nak togolak boguling-guling dokek lantai ado ler..

        Hah ha haa.

        1. INI LAYI HA, CONTOH BAHAN KOTAWO UNTUK POMBACO GOLAK BOGULING-GULING KEK LANTAI:

          Anonymous
          13 February 2021 3:04 pm
          Reply to Anonymous

          KO PUNYA TAHI PALAT KO SIMPAN BAIK2 DARI MALAM, KENCING PUN KO TAK BASUH. PAGI2 KO KIKIS TAHI PALAT ITU, MAKAN. PASTU SARAPAN.

          MUKA KO BERSERI BILA MAKAN TAHI PALAT. PETANG DAH LAYU. KO LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT MORNING DAPAT TAHI PALAT LAGI.

          TAPI SELALU SAKIT PERUT. SEBAB TAHI PALAT KO MENGANCAM PERUT KO.

          Reply

  48. BAGI MAKLUMAN YANG BERKENAAN, BERIKUT INI DI SALIN DARI BLOG POST DULU –

    AKU NAK BLOGGING BEBAIK, KORANG MENGARUT.
    TERIMA LAH PADAH NYA DI BAWAH INI.

    JANGAN LUPA, THERE’S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

    1. Wak Gontol ni bila memuki bersama bini nya di koyaknya puki bini, di sodok nya dengan kasar, geramkan Bang Ali ada menyodoj nya – dalam fikiran dia. Jeles semacam.

      Maka koyak rabak lah puki bini dia. Jaga2, masa bini dia “indisposed”, silap2 emak nya dirodok nya. Buas, nate; nih.

      1. …’di sodok’…???
        (Kalau di pondok ke, ok lah)

        ‘sodok’ tu, tompek nyo di mano auntie TN? Dokek topi tolor polir Bang Ali ker atau topi lubang puki ekou kek colah bijik kolontit?

        Jonih Molayu colup bobal bongap ni sampai bilo pun tak akan ghoti Molayu!!!

        Contoh ayat botul mongguno ‘di’:

        DI KAWASAN topi biji kolontit auntie TN banyak taik palat sobab puki auntie tak pornah DIBASUH solopaeih dio koncing.

        Hah ha haa.

        1. Ko menyodok puki emak ko di bilik tidor nya. Pagi2 bila bapak ko dah pergi noreh getah.

          Dahtu ko jilat taik palay mak ko. Ko suka makan tahi palat. Bila tak cukup dari puki emak ko, ko kejar bapak ko masa dia balik. Ko pujuk bapak ko. Ko pegang barang dia, bukak seluar lah dia.

          1. HAHAHA HOHOHO HIHIHI

    2. Harap takda komen yang memerlukan komen2 seperti di atas di keluarkan lagi.

      1. …’di keluarkan’…???
        (Kalau di Sandakan ke, ok lah)

        ‘keluarkan’ tu, tompek nyo di mano auntie TN? Dokek topi tolor polir Bang Ali ker atau topi lubang puki ekou kek colah bijik kolontit?

        Jonih Molayu colup bobal bongap ni sampai bilo pun tak akan ghoti Molayu!!!

        Contoh ayat botul mongguno ‘di’:

        DI KAWASAN topi biji kolontit auntie TN banyak taik palat sobab puki auntie tak pornah DIBASUH solopaeih dio koncing.

        Hah ha haa.

        1. Kalau dah auntie dulu nyo tu sokolah SJK, memanglah auntie tak akan dapek nak sombunyi-an layi kolomahan aintie dalam BM.

          Tak usah nak bosusah payah lah nak potahan-an diri lah auntie, semuo pombaca di blog ini dah tahu!

          Memang dah tosangek joleih, dah somakin torang dan nyato yang auntie TN ini dulu nyo sokolah SJK, tak dapek nak disombunyi-an layi!!!

          Auntie tu dah sangek tobiaso dongan gayo tulisan BM maso auntie bolajar dokek SJK dulu, tak kan mungkin dapek nak diubah-an layi ponulisan BM gayo SJK tu!!!

          Hah ha haa.

          1. Disobab-an auntie TN masih jugo bobal bongap bingai bangang bengong, tak boleh nak faham-faham dan tobawo-bawo ponulisan BM caro gayo SJK nyo dahulu tu, den topakso boyi-an lobih banyak layi contoh-contoh ayat caro ponggunaan imbuhan ‘di’:

            1) Bulu-bulu puki auntie TN yang boruban DI TEPI biji kolontitnya sontiaso DICABUT.

            2) Auntie TN monyapu air liur nya DI TAKUK kopalo polir Bang Ali sobolum DILANCAP batang polir kokasih nyo itu.

            3) Auntie TN mombubuh KY Jelly DI PUKI nya dahulu sobolum DIJOLOK lubang pukinya itu dongan botol kicap.

            Hah ha haa.

        2. KO PUNYA TAHI PALAT KO SIMPAN BAIK2 DARI MALAM, KENCING PUN KO TAK BASUH. PAGI2 KO KIKIS TAHI PALAT ITU, MAKAN. PASTU SARAPAN.

          MUKA KO BERSERI BILA MAKAN TAHI PALAT. PETANG DAH LAYU. KO LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT MORNING DAPAT TAHI PALAT LAGI.

          TAPI SELALU SAKIT PERUT. SEBAB TAHI PALAT KO MENGANCAM PERUT KO.

    3. …’DI SALIN’…???
      (Kalau di Berlin ke atau di wad bersalin ke, ok lah)

      ‘salin’ tu, tompek nyo di mano auntie TN? Dokek topi tolor polir Bang Ali ker atau topi lubang puki ekou kek colah bijik kolontit?

      Jonih Molayu colup bobal bongap ni sampai bilo pun tak akan ghoti Molayu!!!

      Contoh ayat botul mongguno ‘di’:

      DI KAWASAN topi biji kolontit auntie TN banyak taik palat sobab puki auntie tak pornah DIBASUH solopaeih dio koncing.

      Hah ha haa.

      1. Ko menyodok puki emak ko di bilik tidur nya. Pagi2 bila bapak ko dah pergi noreh getah.

        Dahtu ko jilat taik palat mak ko. Ko suka makan tahi palat.

        Bila tak cukup dari puki emak ko, ko kejar bapak ko masa dia balik. Ko pujuk bapak ko. Ko pegang barang dia, bukak seluar lah dia.

      2. Auntie TN 2:36 pm,

        “THERE’S A LOT MORE “..???

        A lot more nate gapo auntie?

        A lot more taik palat puki auntie ke?

        Hah ha haa.

        1. KO NAK, BOLEH KASI.

          BERITAHU TEMPAT JUMPA, GAMBAR KO LER.

    4. yg ni posting dari #sise-teng-se-teng ko, togoh kuat emo nyo…

      kesian

      1. Zunnun,

        Nanti koluar darah le puki auntie tu, tapi bukan darah haid sobab diyo dah menopos

        Hah ha haa.

  49. Mencari-cari ku mencari
    cari cinta yg hilang
    bermimpi-mimpi ku bermimpi
    mimpi angkau datang….

    siape yg di cari?

    Menangis-nangis ku menangis
    Nangis oh kerana mu

    menangis kpd siape ?

    Merintih-rintih ke merintih
    kau teramat ku kasihi…

    kasih siape yg amat di kasihi….?

    elly, siti, aidit alfian ooii

    1. Ane bo lui bo cak kase yilek tak mkn no food

      Rindu nak botuam kat apit msg2 …. saba jo la. kihkihkih.

  50. Dia nak nuat report biarkan lah. Itu hal dia… napa pulak ko nak sibuk Budin? Dia nak bersihkan nama dia. Biarlah pilis siasat… kalau ada kes dia kena kompaun kalau tak ada dia boleh beraihkan nama. Ko nampak remeh tapi sia nampak benda tu penting. Kalau remeh buat apa ko sibuk nak buat posting pulak

    1. budak nih tercekik makan ko…

  51. Mano poyi auntie? Bocuti ke diyo hari ini?
    Ane Bo Lui dan Zunnun bokomen, tak do pulo auntie monyorang dan moncoroca caci?

    Agak nyo komputer nyo rosak dan dibawo untuk ‘baikki’.. ?

    Den ‘ha nya’ nak ‘ta nya’ jo…

    Hah ha haa.

    1. ada kalo nyo, TN betino, melesar2 dgt ngeh..

      ada kalo nyo, TN jantan, mengawan2 dtg ngeh…..

      tapi selalu nyo,

      TN se-teng se-teng, yg nih kacau di blog budin…

    2. AKU NAK BLOGGING BEBAIK, KORANG MENGARUT.
      TERIMA LAH PADAH NYA DI BAWAH INI.
      JANGAN LUPA, THERE’S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

      Wak Gontol ni bila memuki bersama bini nya di koyaknya puki bini, di sodok nya dengan kasar, geramkan Bang Ali ada menyodoj nya – dalam fikiran dia. Jeles semacam.

      Maka koyak rabak lah puki bini dia. Jaga2, masa bini dia “indisposed”, silap2 emak nya dirodok nya. Buas, nate; nih.

      1. …’di sodok’…???
        (Kalau di pondok ke, ok lah)

        ‘sodok’ tu, tompek nyo di mano auntie TN? Dokek topi tolor polir Bang Ali ker atau topi lubang puki ekou kek colah bijik kolontit?

        Jonih Molayu colup bobal bongap bahalol ni sampai bilo pun tak akan ghoti Molayu!!!

        Contoh ayat botul mongguno ‘di’:

        DI KAWASAN topi biji kolontit auntie TN banyak taik palat sobab puki auntie tak pornah DIBASUH solopaeih dio koncing.

        Hah ha haa.

        1. Kalau dah auntie dulu nyo tu sokolah SJK, memanglah auntie tak akan dapek nak sombunyi-an layi kolomahan aintie dalam BM.

          Tak usah nak bosusah payah lah nak potahan-an diri lah auntie, semuo pombaca di blog ini dah tahu kobodohan auntie tu!

          Memang dah tosangek joleih, dah somakin torang dan nyato yang auntie TN ini dulu nyo sokolah SJK, tak dapek nak disombunyi-an layi!!!

          Auntie tu dah sangek tobiaso dongan gayo tulisan BM maso auntie bolajar dokek SJK dulu, tak kan mungkin dapek nak diubah-an layi ponulisan BM gayo SJK tu!!!

          Hah ha haa.

          1. Disobab-an auntie TN masih jugo bobal bahalol bongap bingai bangang bengong, tak boleh nak faham-faham dan tobawo-bawo ponulisan BM caro gayo SJK nyo dahulu tu, den topakso boyi-an lobih banyak layi contoh-contoh ayat caro ponggunaan imbuhan ‘di’:

            1) Bulu-bulu puki auntie TN yang boruban DI TEPI biji kolontitnya sontiaso DICABUT.

            2) Auntie TN monyapu air liur nya DI TAKUK kopalo polir Bang Ali sobolum DILANCAP batang polir kokasih nyo itu.

            3) Auntie TN mombubuh KY Jelly DI PUKI nya dahulu sobolum DIJOLOK lubang pukinya itu dongan botol kicap.

            Hah ha haa.

        2. Ko menyodok puki emak ko di bilik tidor nya. Pagi2 bila bapak ko dah pergi noreh getah.

          Dahtu ko jilat taik palat mak ko. Ko suka makan tahi palat.

          Bila tak cukup dari puki emak ko, ko kejar bapak ko masa dia balik. Ko pujuk bapak ko. Ko pegang barang dia, bukak seluar lah dia.

          1. Tak do kolaeih tadiko ke hari ni, auntie?

            Den ‘ha nya’ mau ‘ta nya’ jo..

            Hah ha haa.

  52. remeh temeh sgt kes nak di jadikan bahan pendakwaan .

    begini bila #melayuomNo mabuk dgn penjenamaan #melayu2isle dari kawah ajaran sesat hadi awang….

  53. Ane bo lui bo cak kase yilek tak mkn no food

    Jgn lupo. saba jo la. Tahu. heee. ha. kih3 😇

  54. PHD4PIG SEDANG BERASMARA DANA DENGAN KLEPTOKRAT UMNO………MEMANG SATU KANDANG MONEY IS GOD……..

    BAPAK SEGALA BAPAK SKANDAL TAK PULA DIPANDANG SERONG…….GAJAH DEPAN MATA TAK NAMPAK TAPI KUMAN SEBERANG LAUT YANG DIPANDANG……..

    Why Is Malaysia So Corrupt?………

    Mahathir, Kit Siang, Anwar and all those Pakatan Harapan people yang sewaktu dengannya should shut up and stop repeating the symptoms of what is wrong with Malaysia and start discussing why Malaysia is in such a morally decaying state. Stop telling us WHAT is wrong with Malaysia. Instead, tell us WHY things are so wrong in Malaysia.

    (FMT) – The opposition at that time, he said, was “led by people who were under suspicion and who have been tried in court for a lot of crimes”.

    “So, the government (now) is backed up by people who have criminal records. And they seem to have powerful influence. So, the corruption in Malaysia has reached a very high level that endangers the government of this country,” he said.

    Mahathir said the 1MDB scandal showed that an “entire government” could be bought, and it was at a very serious stage. He said this could lead to an administration that was either incompetent or one that is focused on power to be used as a means to enrich individuals.
    The current Perikatan Nasional government, he claimed, “used a lot of money to buy support”.

    Mahathir also said corruption had led to the fall of Barisan Nasional, something which he had predicted during his first stint as prime minister. Even then, people were being bribed for support.

    BN lost control of the federal government in the 2018 general election.

    “At that stage I had already warned them, but it is very difficult because the people were all wanting to become ministers and all that … they were prepared to even borrow money to bribe people.” (READ MORE HERE)

    Sometimes I wonder how Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad was able to become Malaysia’s Prime Minister for 22 years. Even more puzzling is how Pakatan Harapan can choose him as their Prime Minister in May 2018. This is a man who is totally devoid of logic and common sense.

    A person is judged by the company he or she keeps. Hence, the fact that Pakatan Harapan chose Mahathir as their Prime Minister shows what type of people these Pakatan Harapan people are. Have they not heard the saying birds of a feather flock together?

    Mahathir, just like Lim Kit Siang, Anwar Ibrahim and all those Pakatan Harapan people yang sewaktu dengannya, keep repeating, again and again, what is wrong with Malaysia. And they keep repeating what are actually the symptoms of the disease — kleptocracy, failed state, abuse of power, corruption, money politics, nepotism, cronyism, cash is king, and so on and so forth.

    Okay, even if it is true that Malaysia suffers from a disease called kleptocracy, failed state, abuse of power, corruption, money politics, nepotism, cronyism, cash is king, etc., all those are merely the symptoms of the disease. It is no use to keep repeating the symptoms of the disease. Everyone knows about those symptoms. WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF THOSE DISEASES?

    Mahathir, Kit Siang, Anwar and all those Pakatan Harapan people yang sewaktu dengannya should shut up and stop repeating the symptoms of what is wrong with Malaysia and start discussing why Malaysia is in such a morally decaying state. Stop telling us WHAT is wrong with Malaysia. Instead, tell us WHY things are so wrong in Malaysia.

    That is the difference between thinkers like me and small-minded people like Mahathir, Kit Siang, Anwar and all those Pakatan Harapan people yang sewaktu dengannya. Thinkers like me ponder on the reason why things are what they are, and why things happen, whereas small-minded people like Mahathir, Kit Siang, Anwar and all those Pakatan Harapan people yang sewaktu dengannya just grumble and blame others for everything.

    Even if it is true that Malaysia is in the pits and has gone to the dogs, this cannot have happened overnight or just over the last 11 months since Muhyiddin Yassin took over as Prime Minister and Perikatan Nasional became the government. Cancer takes years, sometimes decades to reach terminal level. You start smoking at 16 and die of lung cancer 50 years later at 66, not at 18.

    Malaysia is suffering from a cancer. And the SYMPTOMS of this cancer are the kleptocracy, failed state, abuse of power, corruption, money politics, nepotism, cronyism, cash is king, and much more. But then what CAUSED this cancer — the kleptocracy, failed state, abuse of power, corruption, money politics, nepotism, cronyism, cash is king, etc?

    If I want to write a detailed analysis of this issue, my essay would be 10,000-words long and most Malaysians have no time or patience to read a thesis. So let me try to condense it in just a few words.

    I can sum up the problem in just one word: VALUES. Malaysians suffer from a moral-deficit problem. Malaysians lack moral values. We do not choose the moral high ground but the low road to materialism.

    But then why are Malaysians like this? Why do Malaysians lack moral values? Why are Malaysians a bunch of immoral people?

    Yes, when PAS talks about “nilai-nilai Islam”, you whack them and call them extremists, Taliban, and so on. Then you grumble about how immoral most Malaysians are. You do not want “nilai-nilai Islam”. You want a so-called “Secular” country where money is God. Hence that is what you now have. So STFU and live with it, losers.

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